Oh gee, they're all such wonderful choices. i'm flattered. Can we add a few more? I'll start.
OWSH & Slappy laugh at suicidal freaks.

I'll write in:

OWSH & Slappy are far more entertaining than the author of this poll.

Hoss wrote:

I'll write in:
OWSH & Slappy are far more entertaining than the author of this poll.

Only a degenerate would find these LOSERS entertaining.

Baby wrote:

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Only a degenerate would find these LOSERS entertaining.

Only a sperm-burping hack would call me a degenerate.

The author is "the Tooth Hurts." Must be the ghost of Dianne Schuler.

Hoss wrote:

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Only a sperm-burping hack would call me a degenerate.

Very mature. Now go get your diaper changed. TARD

Hoss wrote:

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Only a sperm-burping hack would call me a degenerate.

DEGENERATE

Horse Teeth wrote:

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DEGENERATE

Hack.

Jane Doe wrote:

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Very mature. Now go get your diaper changed. TARD

Did I offend your baby?

wordygurdy wrote:

The author is "the Tooth Hurts." Must be the ghost of Dianne Schuler.

Once again the doofus speaks...."tooth hurts" what a freakin loser.....

OWSH wrote:

Oh gee, they're all such wonderful choices. i'm flattered. Can we add a few more? I'll start.
OWSH & Slappy laugh at suicidal freaks.

Some more choices

-Would lend tools to any of there neighbor’s, but God help anyone who doesn’t return them
-Still have a HO slot car racing track on a sheet of plywood in there basement
-Still think that the drum solo in "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" is the greatest ever
-Like to poke dead things with a stick
-Like to watch ESPN coverage of high school cheerleading when there is nobody else home
-Believe that that “The Three Stooges” should be a credited collage course
-Feel that “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

I recently was in the Tahitian Islands and lost my nuts in a fight with a wild boar...I would be proud to have either owsh or slappy inseminate my wife to continue my offspring!

Kevin Camelnuts wrote:

I recently was in the Tahitian Islands and lost my nuts in a fight with a wild boar...I would be proud to have either owsh or slappy inseminate my wife to continue my offspring!

who is this kevin camelnuts you post as and where did you get that name from?

Kevin Camelnuts wrote:

I recently was in the Tahitian Islands and lost my nuts in a fight with a wild boar...I would be proud to have either owsh or slappy inseminate my wife to continue my offspring!

Well that´s an interesting thought...I have few questions and please don´t be shy in answering these one: Could you please describe your wife for owsh and slappy? Please also add more details as to when and how long they should act...
Then, which part would you play in that game (active/passive)? That might be an important information in the owsh/slappy decision process...
Then, did you already think about the children´s name?

Kevin Camelnuts wrote:

I recently was in the Tahitian Islands and lost my nuts in a fight with a wild boar...I would be proud to have either owsh or slappy inseminate my wife to continue my offspring!

Kevin, it was the wild boar who was the loser. He had to interrupt his nap for a pair of pea size pieces of foam rubber.

Ask the wild boar to inseminate your wife. You and your wife will be happy and the boar gets a consolation prize.

-Would lend tools to any of there neighbor’s, but God help anyone who doesn’t return them
-Still have a HO slot car racing track on a sheet of plywood in there basement
-Still think that the drum solo in "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" is the greatest ever
-Like to poke dead things with a stick
-Like to watch ESPN coverage of high school cheerleading when there is nobody else home
-Believe that that “The Three Stooges” should be a credited collage course
-Feel that “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

Don't know what happened above. Oh well.

The unwashed wrote:

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Some more choices
-Would lend tools to any of there neighbor’s, but God help anyone who doesn’t return them
-Still have a HO slot car racing track on a sheet of plywood in there basement
-Still think that the drum solo in "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" is the greatest ever
-Like to poke dead things with a stick
-Like to watch ESPN coverage of high school cheerleading when there is nobody else home
-Believe that that “The Three Stooges” should be a credited collage course
-Feel that “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

Excellent work and those are some pretty good choices. Minor alterations need to be made for myself.

Tool scenario is 100% correct.
Slot cars and trains are stored in boxes.
Cesar Zuiderwijk of Golden Earring did a much better solo in “Radar Love”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
You should see my stick collection used for poking dead things. You should also see my collection of dead things.
I’ll invite friends over to watch cheerleading competition and purchased an ice cream truck to attend HS events to see the cheerleaders up close.
The Little Rascals/Our Gang clips must be added for course accreditation.
Although Will Rogers was brilliant, there are four kinds of men. He forgot the ones who observe and laugh hysterically at those who pee on an electric fence.

end the hate wrote:

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Once again the doofus speaks...."tooth hurts" what a freakin loser.....

Feelings hurt? Tsk.

slippery wrote:

<quoted text>who is this kevin camelnuts you post as and where did you get that name from?

Gee, I wonder...

I like this poll very much.