Kennedy Cracking Jokes

SeaNymph wrote:

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He never married her. They were dating, she got pregnant and then that tragic accident where the car when into the river but he never dove in after her. He ran for help.

Yes, he ran for help the next morning, after calling a family member and his attorney!!! How long can you hold your breath? MaryJo couldn't wait that long....and he also cheated on his college exams...sometime life does come full circle....

Ted, that's what you get for betraying me and endorsing Obama.

SeaNymph wrote:

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He never married her. They were dating, she got pregnant and then that tragic accident where the car when into the river but he never dove in after her. He ran for help.

He did not run for help. He ran to SOBER UP!

What do you do when a politician has a seizure in the bathtub???????? Answer: You throw in a load of laundry!!!

All the backstabber that have betrayed me, will be suffering the consequences.

You can count on it!.

Bill Richardson, you're next, amigo!

WOW, this is spectacular news. WNY is on the comeback road!

How is Swimmin' Ted doing today? Is he still cracking jokes? Is he drunk?

i am waiting for Bush to be blamed or global warming, climate change, no funding for stem cell, budget cuts , ozone hole and any other liberal cause they can think of.

This Kennedy lovefest is about to make me puke!
President Bush called Ted a man of courage and strength. A man of courage doesn't run away from his car and leave a young woman to drown.
No matter how much pain Ted feels, it can never equal the heartache our family has felt because of the Kennedy's.

ROTFLMAO wrote:

Maybe he was cracking this one...
You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a! Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
And here's the question (please give an honest answer):
Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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I would pick black and white film for a spectacular "fade to black" effect. Maybe the spray of water from his struggling will reflect in the setting sun's rays to create an effect similar to Satan's wings.

Unfortunately, this incident would only further pollute the water with another 200lb piece of feces

SeaNymph wrote:

I don't feel one bit sorry for him. He is a murderer and he got away with it.
I read the whole court transcript back in 1970. Poor MaryJo Kapeckni... who is sorry for her?
And yet... he got to live to 84. Pretty lucky if you ask me.
The whole Kennedy family were crooks. There is no curse on the family.... just a God who takes care of business.

You are SOOO right. No pity from me either...

the CURSE of Obama is upon you Ted. Byrd has it too...

Blah, blah, blah, what a corageous man.

PUKE< PUKE< PUKE<

If Osama bib LADEN got cancer, teh same bleeding heart liberals, would be saying what a tragedy that is.

Spare Me!

Ted is a murderous drunk!

The best thing that can happen to Ted Kennedy is that the pain is so intense, he decides to blow his brains out with a gun!
This guy desreves no sympathy.
How much sympathy did our family get??

Kopechne Family wrote:

The best thing that can happen to Ted Kennedy is that the pain is so intense, he decides to blow his brains out with a gun!
This guy desreves no sympathy.
How much sympathy did our family get??

Your family sold out to Kennedy blood money.

An investigation at the scene of the accident by Raymond R. McHenry, suggested that Kennedy approached the bridge at an estimated 34 miles (55 kilometres) per hour. At around 5 metres (17 feet) from the bridge, Kennedy braked violently. This locked the front wheels. According to McHenry: "The car skidded 5 metres (17 feet) along the road, 8 metres (25 feet) up the humpback bridge, jumped a 14 centimetre barrier, somersaulted through the air for about 10 metres (35 feet) into the water and landed upside-down."

Investigators found it difficult to understand why he was crossing Dyke Bridge when he said he was attempting to reach Edgartown which was in the opposite direction. They also could not understand why he was driving so fast on this unlit, uneven, road. They also could not work out how Kennedy escaped from the car. When it was recovered from the water all the doors were locked. Three of the windows were either open or smashed in. If Kennedy, a large-framed 6 foot 2 inches tall man could manage to get out of the car, why was it impossible for Mary Jo Kopechne, a slender 5 foot 2 inches tall, not do the same?

Local experts could not understand why Kennedy (and later, Markham and Gargan) could not rescue Kopechne from the car. It also surprised investigators that Kennedy did not seek help from Pierre Malm, who only lived 135 metres from the bridge. At the inquest Kennedy was unable to answer this question.

There were also doubts about the way Kopechne died. Dr. Donald Mills of Edgartown, wrote on the death certificate: "death by drowning". However, Gene Frieh, the undertaker, told reporters that death "was due to suffocation rather than drowning". John Farrar, the diver who removed Kopechne from the car, claimed she was "too buoyant to be full of water". It is assumed that she died from drowning, although her parents filed a petition preventing an autopsy.

Other questions were asked about Kennedy's decision to swim back to Edgartown. The 150 metre channel had strong currents and only the strongest of swimmers would have been able to make the journey safely. Also no one saw Kennedy arrive back at the Shiretown Inn in wet clothes. Ross Richards, who had a conversation with Kennedy the following morning at the hotel described him as casual and at ease.

Kennedy did not inform the police of the accident while he was at the hotel. Instead at 9am he joined Gargan and Markham on the ferry back to Chappaquiddick. Steve Ewing, the ferry operator, reported Kennedy in a jovial mood. It was only when Kennedy reached the island that he phoned the authorities about the accident that had taken place the previous night.

Dr. Robert Watt, Kennedy's family doctor, explained his patient's strange behaviour by claiming he was in a state of shock and confusion and "possible concussion."

Was she pregnant and he wanted her dead?
Or... was he trying to seduce her and she wouldn't go along with it?

We'll never know and it kills me that her family refused an autopsy after Kennedy's paid them well.

I'm surprised God allowed him to live so long, but then again, only the good die young... and I don't think he has been all that happy.

Could his heavy drinking be a case of guilty conscience?

You can read the whole shocking tragedy here:

http://www.ytedk.com/intro.htm

Many of you don't know the details since you weren't born yet.