Kennedy Cracking Jokes

So.....some poor tumor developed a Ted Kennedy. How sad

What goes around comes around Teddy.

I dislike Ted Kennedy, I dislike his brand of politics even more. But this? I don't wish sickness or disease on anybody.

Maybe he was cracking this one...

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a! Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

If you pray for Ted Kennedy publicly, he and the ACLU will sue you to stop.

thenycommie wrote:

I dislike Ted Kennedy, I dislike his brand of politics even more. But this? I don't wish sickness or disease on anybody.

Same here, I agree.This isn't something to joke about.

It could have resulted from excessive guilt incurred back in the Chappaquiddick days...

On a hot summer day I love to pilot my 38 foot Cabin Cruiser past LaSalle Park, or drive my German-made convertible down Main Street. The poor and disadvantaged are awestruck at the trappings of my success. To be white and wealthy in America...Thank you, Mr. Kennedy

Big Joo wrote:

So.....some poor tumor developed a Ted Kennedy. How sad

That is about the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. I'm still laughing. I'm glad to see that some people still have a sense of humor, you definitely need it these days.

Karma

He always had a brain tumor how else can you explain his damn attitude ?I think its time to go back to chapaquidic & watch the sunset let the country get rightened up

How the sins of the father are visited on the children...hummmm Many years ago Joe Kennedy had a lobotamy performed on his daughter, Rosemary, now his son will have to undergo brain surgery as well. It is sad and ironic.

i knew his brain was defective....
now theres medical proof!

Sympapthy for Kennedy?

No way! Did the Kennedy's have any sympathy for the Kopechne family when their son murdered Mary Jo?

All the Kennedy's did was do all they could to get their murderous son off the hook.

Ted will get to see the rest of his family in hell when he kicks the bucket.

The pathetic democrats are already making Ted Kennedy into some sort of hero.

What a piece of trash.

Mary Jo was unavailable for comment.

Hey Ted, do you remember the look on my face when you ran away from your sinking car?

Look in the mirror and think about the horror you now face, murderer!

It's a good thing Ted Kennedy is a democrat, otherwise Bill Maher would be jumping with joy and downright giddy over Ted'd brain tumor.

I don't feel one bit sorry for him. He is a murderer and he got away with it.

I read the whole court transcript back in 1970. Poor MaryJo Kapeckni... who is sorry for her?

And yet... he got to live to 84. Pretty lucky if you ask me.

The whole Kennedy family were crooks. There is no curse on the family.... just a God who takes care of business.

This guy might not be what everyone thinks he should be or do things everyone feels should be done,but having a brain tumor is a serious thing, why dont you think about his family that will have to go through this with him, I lost my son 8 weeks ago to a brain tumor and life is hell. How would you feel if your son,daughter,wife or husband was dx with something like this. Im not making excuses for anything he has or has not done.
Its just something for everyone to think about.

SYMPATHETIC wrote:

Sympapthy for Kennedy?
No way! Did the Kennedy's have any sympathy for the Kopechne family when their son murdered Mary Jo?
All the Kennedy's did was do all they could to get their murderous son off the hook.
Ted will get to see the rest of his family in hell when he kicks the bucket.

He never married her. They were dating, she got pregnant and then that tragic accident where the car when into the river but he never dove in after her. He ran for help.