Fill-in lifts Pittsburgh Steelers past Denver Broncos

Although I give 'em props for knocking off the repulsive Paytoilets, them moldy Nags - who although lacking in opportunities this time appear to have ditched that idiotic lamea.s.s. end zone "salute" of theirs - will still be on the sidelines like that Creature Feature crew next door to Fort Worth. So now in addition to the problem of oxygen starvation for the opponents at that Myle Hye horse barn of theirs - which to me is more responsible for their home victories than skills - comes now the horrible prospect of deadly consequences for sickle cell anemics in that thin air. Ryan Clark might as well have been giving a slob job to the tailpipe of a '76 Pinto to have been nearly killed just by breathing Spotted Fever air. But I knew my Steelers would Getter Done against them Nags, and with they got at least 3 more surefired losses upcoming, their fuzznut.ted rookie coach will have done quite well for himself. Just don't let that be a habit with these glue-factory rejects.

Oops, got distracted at a critical moment - drat those porn download screwups!- and left out I meant to say that come SB 44 time them Nags will be eating Campbell's Soup along with their roachstomper boot-wearing counterparts next door to Fort Worth. And may them putrid Paytoilets and that "coach" with the ruptured-rectum mouth and the stamped-on unpleasant expression of a guy who swallowed a load of sour sperm be likewise stuck in their outhouse as Disinterested Observers.