Dolphins sign another defensive lineman

If the Dolfins and the Rams both go 0-16, will the Rams get the first pick? With our luck, they will.

This was the funniest postings I've read in awhile, glad to see us dolfans still able to smile.

Sheisse Kat wrote:

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John Holmes was always good at freeing up tight ends in the backfields.

John Holmes? Wasn't he a tight end who wound up being a wide receiver?

Moses will part the Sea and lead the hapless Chosen Dolphins to the promised land as they run away from the mighty king and Pharaoh Belichick and his Cleopatra like Quarterback Tom Brady.

GO DOWN MOSES!... as the great William Faulkner told of his Mississippian Yoknapatawpha County... and then GO DOWN SOME MORE ... MOSES!

WE ARE DOOMED! WE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE EYES OF THE SPORTS WORLD. I NEED A HUG! NOBODY LOVES THE DOLPHINS ANYMORE!

You losers finally did it, you signed Moses! If he could part the way for lineman to reach the quarterback then why not. At this point it would probably take more than MOSES to get you losers a win.
You need divine intervention and an Exorcist! And a few decent players. Let's see who's on the team that would worth watching..let's see..him,no him, I guess there's nobody at any position that be worth payin to see. Maybe yoos could get "THE ROCK" in uniform. Then again..he wouldn't play for a bunch of Jabronies! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!

This team and the owner are CURSED!
I want all the fans to bring Holy Water to the stadium and throw it in Hiezinga's Fat Face and see if he burns! If he starts smokin' and melts into the turf, we know where the problem was. End of curse! A new age of winning begins :)

Moses is a good idea but we are going to need Jesus too to turn this disaster of a team around...

The 11th (Dolphins) Commandment... THOU SHALL NOT WIN!

So it is written. So it shall be done.

Am i imagining things or this reminicent of the Miami Heat?
Most of thier players are as old as Moses or probably older.
When they run down the court it sounds like this> weeki-wacki-weeki-wacki like a broken wagon wheel. When the Bulls run down the court it sounds like VARRRRRROOOOOM!!!!!!!

Asked what it has been like to be cut twice before joining the Dolphins , Moses replied "I have been a stranger in a strange land."

maybe this guy can hit somebody unlike fatso keih trailer

Are the dolphins going to England or Israel?
Holy Moses! Great timing. All the need is a DB named Muhamed and WR named JC.

JET FAN wrote:

You losers finally did it, you signed Moses! If he could part the way for lineman to reach the quarterback then why not. At this point it would probably take more than MOSES to get you losers a win.
You need divine intervention and an Exorcist! And a few decent players. Let's see who's on the team that would worth watching..let's see..him,no him, I guess there's nobody at any position that be worth payin to see. Maybe yoos could get "THE ROCK" in uniform. Then again..he wouldn't play for a bunch of Jabronies! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!

yah you wish you had Moses on your team loser yep moses=championship . Go phins . The jets sucks

How about taking the 2 worst teams and making them play a game for the top pick. The winner gets it. The game could be held on the off week before the Super Bowl in a neutral site. London would be a good choice. You can call it the Toilet Bowl.

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draft wrote:

If the Dolfins and the Rams both go 0-16, will the Rams get the first pick? With our luck, they will.

Wayne Hater, there ya go! Feel free to set it up.

STFU - funny stuff.

Fair Hooker wrote:

Moses will part the Sea and lead the hapless Chosen Dolphins to the promised land as they run away from the mighty king and Pharaoh Belichick and his Cleopatra like Quarterback Tom Brady.
GO DOWN MOSES!... as the great William Faulkner told of his Mississippian Yoknapatawpha County... and then GO DOWN SOME MORE ... MOSES!
WE ARE DOOMED! WE ARE MAGGOTS IN THE EYES OF THE SPORTS WORLD. I NEED A HUG! NOBODY LOVES THE DOLPHINS ANYMORE!

Actually, I've noticed the sports world starting to pity us. Sure beats the indifference we've been getting from them for a LONG time! At least we get some press...

Next week we sign Jesus Perez. Cam will claim to know his mother Virginia Mary Perez. Jesus will be placed on IR due to puncture wounds but will be an inspiration to the team and work with Moses next year to take us to the promised land (Super Bowl). PTL!