Jack the cat chases black bear up tree

Debbysnack wrote:

<quoted text>Still on disability Deb?

Well HELL YEAH!!! And I need you to run down to Dunkin Donuts and grab me a couple dozen boxes...and while you're out, run by the ice house and grab me another 6 pack.

Debbysnack wrote:

<quoted text>Still on disability Deb?

oh and you need to get me another pack of Marlboros.

TexasTumbleweed wrote:

<quoted text>oh and you need to get me another pack of Marlboros.

I get the charcoal and we be grillin' some doughnuts. I be needin' sum mo KoolAid fo da marguaritas.

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

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I get the charcoal and we be grillin' some doughnuts. I be needin' sum mo KoolAid fo da marguaritas.

Got it going as we speak...need salt with that margarita?

fvckedoffwithlife wrote:

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Anyway getting back to the topic, today I saw on the news another black bear this time it had climbed in to a hammock and while asleep rolled over and fell out of it. This was all captured on film soooooooooo cute I think it was new jersey,

Yes, Yogi and BooBoo were having a Pic-a-Nic. BooBoo is camera shy.

I had a ginger tom called Zero. I loved him dearly, but he was an attack cat. It was mostly my friends, but he did bite my bare toe when I was on the phone and not sorting out his food. And there was the time he came in looking angry and jumped up and bit my shoulder. He didn't draw blood though!
I saw him in the garden suddenly grow to twice his size and let out a blood curdling yowl - next he chased an alsation dog out and under the wheels of a car. Dead.
When Zero passed away I told a friend I was going to plant catnip on his grave, "Holly would be more fitting" she said.

Jean Yesse wrote:

My ex-wife ran out from under the porch and bit the mailman. Does that count?

It only counts if you live in Canada, and then you have to pay for the mailmans rabies treatments...never a dull moment with the ex's hiding under the porch....but take heart, maybe the bear will join her!!!

Jean Yesse wrote:

My ex-wife ran out from under the porch and bit the mailman. Does that count?

Depends were she bit him.

Jean Yesse wrote:

My ex-wife ran out from under the porch and bit the mailman. Does that count?

She sounds more like a dog than a cat, but yes, I think it counts just as much!

motormouth wrote:

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and how do you sound you ugly catty woman?

I'm flattered by your enthusiasm. You must really need someone to talk to, but why me?

motormouth wrote:

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and how do you sound you ugly catty woman?

YOu would know about "catty"...in your neck of the woods cat is the main course on the dinner menu.

motormouth wrote:

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and how do you sound you ugly catty woman?

Oh dear!!! That is one "Kitty" that you DON"T want to tangle with.

motormouth wrote:

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and how do you sound you ugly catty woman?

You sound like a dumb dog.

Oldwoman wrote:

<quoted text>YOu would know about "catty"...in your neck of the woods cat is the main course on the dinner menu.

Laughing... Yeah, and it probably puts katsup on it too.

Michelle P wrote:

<quoted text>Oh dear!!! That is one "Kitty" that you DON"T want to tangle with.

Thinking mean... meow... Sorry, ROAR!!! Roar... Roar... paces, puffing up chest, let me at'em, I say... stop holding me back, let me at'em I'll tear him to shreads. ROARRR... Fluffs mane and flips tail... finds shady tree to lay under.

It's way to hot here to fight.

Debbysnack wrote:

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You sound like a dumb dog.

Hey you shouldn't insult dogs like that. LOL

MRS wrote:

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Hey you shouldn't insult dogs like that. LOL

I like dogs that are smart....

Debbysnack wrote:

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I like dogs that are smart....

You like dogs,
Men are dogs,
therefore you like men.
If you are dyslexic:
Men are Gods

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

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You like dogs,
Men are dogs,
therefore you like men.
If you are dyslexic:
Men are Gods

I sure don't like timid men....and if they get a little wild, all the better!

Debbysnack wrote:

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I sure don't like timid men....and if they get a little wild, all the better!

I've never met a timid man only timid boys.