Woman crashes car, saves coffee

Having driven "Cruisers" and "walked a Beat", along with "Desk Duty" never once in my 25+ years of Public Service did I ever, ever, lose a cup of "joe" !

I don't believe this

Nunion wrote:

<quoted text>I've seen just as many men not using signals, on the phone, eating, speeding, weaving back and forth...

But never seen a man putting on makeup though. That tips the scales! You are right that there are dumb people all around but you cannot ignore the fact that this story is about an Oakland woman.

beatlesinthebog wrote:

<quoted text>...put the story out,people will believe it. Everyone knows women (especially blondes) can't drive anyway.

I've also been driving for 25 years myself and I've NEVER had any accidents. My dad taughtme to drive on a frozen lake,so I can drive anything,anywhere. Ive even driven in some of the so-called "worst states to be driving" and NO ACCIDENTS, NONE!

FROM DEER PARK wrote:

<quoted text>ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT MEN DON'T TALK ON THIER CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING, WELL LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE PERSONALLY WITNESSED MORE MEN TALKING ON CELLS WHILE DRIVING THAN I HAVE WOMEN,... SO DON'T TELL ME MORE WOMEN TALK ON THEIR CELLS WHILE DRIVING THAN MEN DO ,ITS NOT TRUE

Men talk on the cell phone while driving, but they still use their turn signals.

ONLY women seem to think that using the cell phone exucses them from signaling.

Island Lake wrote:

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Men talk on the cell phone while driving, but they still use their turn signals.
ONLY women seem to think that using the cell phone exucses them from signaling.

Typical male reply!!

She probably paid alot of money for that coffee at Starbucks....Everyone is complaining about the cost of gas...what about coffee? Gas is cheap at $4+ a gallon compared to a cup of Starbucks coffee haha.

How's her make up in the rear view all the while on the phone and adjusting the car stereo?

Oh, did I mention 5 speed stick shift and there's
a bee loose inside flying around.(attracted to
her perfume).

Ok. let's finish.......sucking on a slurpee and
smoking a butt.

My god, American women, rock.

No, really!!!!,.....there's a rock in the road.

You all should try to drive in Orlando. We have the NY mentality that can not signal because their hands are to busy flipping you off. Then we have the teens and young twenties rushing to their career opportunities at Disney and Universal Studios later followed by the tourists that drive with one foot on the break as they sightsee and look for the turn the missed a mile back. Speaking of lost Florida has the largest demented population over the age of 65 that can not find the shower that still have drivers license. In addition we have the same problem that the rest of you have, women that try to multitask by applying lipstick, talk on the phone, comb their hair all while trying to drive a car. Then the men balance that out by tinting their windows so dark they can not see, drive to fast in their Honda lawnmowers or to slow in their low riders, trying to text message while they drive a stick shift. I am not even going to try to describe all the huge commute SUV’s and monster trucks during rush hour driven by morons with no excuse whatsoever.

Cue wrote:

You all should try to drive in Orlando. We have the NY mentality that can not signal because their hands are to busy flipping you off. Then we have the teens and young twenties rushing to their career opportunities at Disney and Universal Studios later followed by the tourists that drive with one foot on the break as they sightsee and look for the turn the missed a mile back. Speaking of lost Florida has the largest demented population over the age of 65 that can not find the shower that still have drivers license. In addition we have the same problem that the rest of you have, women that try to multitask by applying lipstick, talk on the phone, comb their hair all while trying to drive a car. Then the men balance that out by tinting their windows so dark they can not see, drive to fast in their Honda lawnmowers or to slow in their low riders, trying to text message while they drive a stick shift. I am not even going to try to describe all the huge commute SUV’s and monster trucks during rush hour driven by morons with no excuse whatsoever.

I guess this also goes a long way in explaining the voting situation in Floirda?

Bout time wrote:

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I guess this also goes a long way in explaining the voting situation in Floirda?

You do not need to vote in FloriDUH during presidential elections. The winner is always predetermined.

I lived in Florida for about 30 years, moved away in 1987. Things have apparently deteriorated. Maybe I should go back and show them how we do things in Tennessee??? Yee-haw!

Cue wrote:

You all should try to drive in Orlando. We have the NY mentality that can not signal because their hands are to busy flipping you off. Then we have the teens and young twenties rushing to their career opportunities at Disney and Universal Studios later followed by the tourists that drive with one foot on the break as they sightsee and look for the turn the missed a mile back. Speaking of lost Florida has the largest demented population over the age of 65 that can not find the shower that still have drivers license. In addition we have the same problem that the rest of you have, women that try to multitask by applying lipstick, talk on the phone, comb their hair all while trying to drive a car. Then the men balance that out by tinting their windows so dark they can not see, drive to fast in their Honda lawnmowers or to slow in their low riders, trying to text message while they drive a stick shift. I am not even going to try to describe all the huge commute SUV’s and monster trucks during rush hour driven by morons with no excuse whatsoever.

I saw some news report a few months ago where some rich kid in FL was driving his brand spanking new BMW on some overpass at 100 something MPH. The car flew off the overpass and fell about 90 feet or something. The car literally disintegrated.

At first I thought "good riddance - get out of my gene-pool you idiot", but then they said he had 4 or 5 friends with him in the car, so I felt bad.

Joe College wrote:

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I saw some news report a few months ago where some rich kid in FL was driving his brand spanking new BMW on some overpass at 100 something MPH. The car flew off the overpass and fell about 90 feet or something. The car literally disintegrated.
At first I thought "good riddance - get out of my gene-pool you idiot", but then they said he had 4 or 5 friends with him in the car, so I felt bad.

He on a private runway for air planes doing over a hundred when he hit the burm at the end. It launched his car head on 15' high in a tree. There wasn't much left.

Story is real... it was from associated press
here is Yahoo link

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080328/ap_on_fe_...

I was driving home this evening after work and traffic was really backed up. Normally, not.

As I pass the scene, four women
in 4 seperate vehicles ,
mini-vans and suv's,
all somehow managed to colide with each other
in a large traffic-light controlled intersection.....

Hard to say who hit who first. The fact that
they did it at all is remarkable.

stopTAGGING ourWALLS wrote:

I was driving home this evening after work and traffic was really backed up. Normally, not.
As I pass the scene, four women
in 4 seperate vehicles ,
mini-vans and suv's,
all somehow managed to colide with each other
in a large traffic-light controlled intersection.....
Hard to say who hit who first. The fact that
they did it at all is remarkable.

Was one of them still holding her frappacino?

Joe College wrote:

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I saw some news report a few months ago where some rich kid in FL was driving his brand spanking new BMW on some overpass at 100 something MPH. The car flew off the overpass and fell about 90 feet or something. The car literally disintegrated.
At first I thought "good riddance - get out of my gene-pool you idiot", but then they said he had 4 or 5 friends with him in the car, so I felt bad.

I'm pretty sure these "friends" knew exactly what he was doing, and probably didn't object. I have two family members that I nor my child will EVER drive with. They've been told straight out, that I will not risk my life and especially my childs in their care.

Bout time wrote:

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Was one of them still holding her frappacino?

Cell phone in one hand...coffee in the other.

stink eye wrote:

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Cell phone in one hand...coffee in the other.

That sounds about right! Both items are essential to driving.