~~~Nursery Rhymes, Gone Bad~~~

Bessy Bell and Mary Gray,
They were two horny lasses;
They built their house upon the lea,
And hosted fraternity rushes.

Bessy kept the garden gate,
And Mary kept the pantry;
Bessy always had to wait,
While Mary she got plenty.

little jack horner
sat in the corner
eating his pizza pie
he fart pepperoni
and blew his friend tony
and shot his dick in his eye

Desperate Dan,
The dirty old man,
Washed his face
In a frying pan;
Combed his hair
With the leg of a chair;
Picked up a ho
with a bent elbow
Desperate Dan,
The dirty old man.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack got high,unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,pulled up her dress and they had a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing;
Was not that a dainty dish to set before the king?

The Congress was in the countinghouse, counting out there money;
The Prez was in the parlor eating bread and honey.
The citizen was in the garden, hanging out their clothes;
When along came a blackbird and snipped off their nose!

There was such a commotion
That little Chiney Wren
Flew down into the garden
And popped it back again!

Row row row your boat gently down the stream... Throw your sister over board, watch and hear her scream!

Old Mother Hubbard when to the cubbard to get her doggie a bone..

When she bent over Rover took over!!

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I live in a frying pan
Turn on the gas
and burnt my ass
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!!

DILF wrote:

Little Boy Blue,
Who knew?

little miss muffet started to cuff it along came a spider she spread her legs wider and squirted that spider away.