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~~~Nursery Rhymes, Gone Bad~~~

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That1gurl

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

That1gurl

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Grace Nerissa

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack ran his left hand .. up Jill's leg
and .. she knew what he was after!
DILF

Medford, NY

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Little Boy Blue,
Who knew?
DILF

Medford, NY

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pale of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and Jill just blew him.

How was that?
Quagmire

Dallas, TX

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Quagmire

Dallas, TX

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
Quagmire

Dallas, TX

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
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HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Huntington Beach "Surf City"

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Hickory Dickory dock....

[Dice Clay Style...]
Quagmire

Dallas, TX

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a quarter
Jill came down with 50 cents.
Did they really go for water?
Quagmire

Dallas, TX

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
And Jill prefers,
The candlestick.
Quagmire

Dallas, TX

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get a roll of cheese
Jack came down with a smile on his face
And his trousers round his knees
DILF

Medford, NY

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids so she married a Jew.

BC in Chicago

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#16
Jan 23, 2009
 
LOL! You guys are so bad!
I just hope none of you teaches nursery school!
MeanandNasty

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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From our beloved George Carlin:

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he:
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl...I guess we all know about Old King Cole!

That1gurl

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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oooooh my gawd....y'all are crackin me up

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.
HB Local

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Jack be nimble

Jack be Quick

Great balls O' fire!

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#21
Jan 23, 2009
 
Jack and Jill went up a hill
to fetch a packet of lifesavers
Jack fell down and broke her water
and Jill came screaming after.
MeanandNasty

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great ball
All the king's horses and all the kings' men
Couldn't keep Humpty from getting tail again.
MeanandNasty

Norman, OK

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Jan 23, 2009
 

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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I often saw her little lamb
I never saw her bare.

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