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We could do an ABC format of things not to do while driving. I will start it off:

A - Apply makeup

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Aug 24, 2012
 
B - Blast the G.D. radio too loud (like my friggin neighbor does)!

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(I'm going to get a bit racy lol)

B-(giving your man)Blow j*B

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arctic wrote:
(I'm going to get a bit racy lol)
B-(giving your man)Blow j*B
Your mind has been in the gutter ever since opening that link - LOL.

:0)
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Cutting The Cheese.

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Drink moonshine

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D - Driving while sober - I mean drunk, driving while drunk :0)
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Your mind has been in the gutter ever since opening that link - LOL.
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(I know. Not sure what's wrong w/me. lol)

E=Errands

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I get F? Ok, but remember, you started it! LOL!

F - Fellatio! You thought I was gonna say the other F word, huh? LOL!
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Fisting.......lol

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Does TOPIX pay you trolls to get nasty and vulgar?

E - Eyeline your eyes and put other makeup on.

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Firewood splitting.

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G - Gallbladder surgery :0)
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H-Hum? lol

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H - Hair straightening?

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I - igniting yourself on fire

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J - Juggle!

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