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Jul 2, 2008

Son attacks mom with sausage

A Florida man was charged with battery after he hit his mother in the head with a 3-pound package of Polish sausage.

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I can't wait to read about this in Penthouse forum!

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I have never heard "Polish" and "3lbs Sausage" in the same sentence before.
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damn, eat that sausage,it will be worth it,it gave it more flavor hehehhahahheheheeh
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Jeez, I got attacked with a cucumber once, but I don't want to talk about that. lol
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Ok..now I suppose the government will want to outlaw sausages.
I do not agree!! If they outlaw sausages, only outlaws will have sausages.

They can have my sausage when the pull it from my cold dead hands!!!
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I was almost disappointed when I read the Headline then went to the story. I thought maybe John Holmes was back from the dead.

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I never knew there were other people who had cucumber fights=)

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Beware of an angry Polish person with a kielbasa!

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Susie wrote:
Beware of an angry Polish person with a kielbasa!
Hi Sue!! How goes it?
Daytona this week!!
WooHoo!!
Maybe Tony or Jeff will get to visit V-Lane finally? lol

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Tamara24 wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Sue!! How goes it?
Daytona this week!!
WooHoo!!
Maybe Tony or Jeff will get to visit V-Lane finally? lol
Ah, we can only hope! Our guys haven't been in the right place at the right time.

Going well. We're heading out to see fireworks tonight. Tomorrow, I have to pick up some kielbasa and make sauerkraut for a picnic. Hubby better watch out!

You got plans for the 4th?

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Susie wrote:
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Ah, we can only hope! Our guys haven't been in the right place at the right time.
Going well. We're heading out to see fireworks tonight. Tomorrow, I have to pick up some kielbasa and make sauerkraut for a picnic. Hubby better watch out!
You got plans for the 4th?
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BiG pLaNs......WoRkInG. lol Six days straight.
Grandma is taking the boys to the lake. Hubby and I will probably just hang out and maybe sit on the roof with a drink. Not to many. I gotta be to work by 6:30.
Hope you have a super time!!
See ya @ the picks thread.
:)

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Tamara24 wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah.....
BiG pLaNs......WoRkInG. lol Six days straight.
Grandma is taking the boys to the lake. Hubby and I will probably just hang out and maybe sit on the roof with a drink. Not to many. I gotta be to work by 6:30.
Hope you have a super time!!
See ya @ the picks thread.
:)
Ooh! Sorry to hear that. I have a 3 day workshop next week, but then I'm done till September. See ya to make the picks. Let's hope it's better than last week!

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Sexually abuse one's own mother? That is sick.

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Sources say that the sausage unraveled itself. Police are now casing the house.
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Susie wrote:
Beware of an angry Polish person with a kielbasa!
The worst is a German brat attacking someone with a knockwurst.
U LUCKY DOG
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SIGN SEEN ON A BILLBOARD,

"JOHNNIE"S SAUSAGE WORKS"

Mine does too, but I don't go around braggin' about it.
signed, Abalose Skimanomaninski

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Maybe she didn't like bacon..

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Chrobry wrote:
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The worst is a German brat attacking someone with a knockwurst.
That is true! I'm half Polish, half German. Beware!
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What it frozen? LOL
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what the fuck1111111111111111111111
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