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Jul 5, 2011
 

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Rules are simple, first word is the next letter in the alphabet.

A- Asphyxiation

B- Blunt force trauma

C- Clowns attack

“RIP Eric Medlen FC#4 1973-2007”

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D - Decapitation
E - Epilepsy
F - Fall
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Gopher swarm

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F - Fungus amongus

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Jul 5, 2011
 
Oops...(OS hangs head in embarrassment...)

H - Hailstones on a mission

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h...well hung...

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Jul 5, 2011
 
I - Ibex charges and skewers

J - Jugular Sliced

K - Karaoke choke and die

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L - limericked to Death
(There was a girl from Nantucket...)
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Jul 5, 2011
 
L-lampreys sucking out all your blood, slowly
beyond that

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L - lance
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Moose jousting

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mass suicide

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N - noogie to the brain box

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nagged (to death)

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Under the troll bridge

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Onslaught of the killer bees
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petrified
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Jul 5, 2011
 
Simply_Red wrote:
nagged (to death)
ugh...I've been married, too...

R= Rats, chewing you to death...speaking of nagging...
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Jul 5, 2011
 
run over
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Stabbed

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