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“Occasionally serious”

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Jul 5, 2011
 
Rules are simple, first word is the next letter in the alphabet.

A- Asphyxiation

B- Blunt force trauma

C- Clowns attack

“RIP Eric Medlen FC#4 1973-2007”

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Jul 5, 2011
 

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D - Decapitation
E - Epilepsy
F - Fall
Kurt

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Jul 5, 2011
 

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Gopher swarm

“Obama. Romney. Don't matter.”

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We're screwed either way....

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Jul 5, 2011
 
F - Fungus amongus

“Obama. Romney. Don't matter.”

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Jul 5, 2011
 
Oops...(OS hangs head in embarrassment...)

H - Hailstones on a mission

“...warm weather and ...”

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... i'll be naked...

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Jul 5, 2011
 
h...well hung...

“Heroes aren't born”

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They are made!

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Jul 5, 2011
 
I - Ibex charges and skewers

J - Jugular Sliced

K - Karaoke choke and die

“Obama. Romney. Don't matter.”

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Jul 5, 2011
 
L - limericked to Death
(There was a girl from Nantucket...)
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Jul 5, 2011
 
L-lampreys sucking out all your blood, slowly
beyond that

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Jul 5, 2011
 
L - lance
Kurt

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#11
Jul 5, 2011
 
Moose jousting

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Jul 5, 2011
 
mass suicide

“Obama. Romney. Don't matter.”

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Jul 5, 2011
 

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N - noogie to the brain box

“Flights of Fancy...”

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"take you high & set you free"

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nagged (to death)

“If you can't beat um join um”

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Under the troll bridge

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Jul 5, 2011
 
Onslaught of the killer bees
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petrified
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Jul 5, 2011
 
Simply_Red wrote:
nagged (to death)
ugh...I've been married, too...

R= Rats, chewing you to death...speaking of nagging...
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Roanoke, VA

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Jul 5, 2011
 

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queer(to death)
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Jul 5, 2011
 
run over
honey

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Jul 5, 2011
 
Stabbed

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