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" where's your god now ? "
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'some' assembly required...........
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“Life Can Be So Sweet” Joined: Aug 9, 2008 Comments: 7717 "Where The Heart Is" ISP: Miami, FL |
It shouldn't take you too long to finish that job.....
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Hold my date while I drink your beer.............
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There's something wrong in Denmark...HUH?
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On a small business size card years ago, someone passed these at the company Christmas party.
Money is short, Times are hard, here's your F'n Christmas card. |
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“Leave the gun, take the canoli” Joined: May 22, 2008 Comments: 6134 Citizen of the World ISP: Oshawa, Canada |
Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
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“I can see you watching us” Joined: Feb 23, 2008 Comments: 2288 Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces ISP: Las Cruces, NM |
Thank you for a job well done. Everyday, you put yourself out. Welcome in.
You are a valued member of our team. We appreciate you and want to show you how much. Here's the Jag and the corporate card. Have a nice 4 day weekend. Wow......this some pretty good shit. |
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“Hope it all works out...” Joined: Jun 6, 2008 Comments: 2048 South Texas ISP: Jonesboro, AR |
Our employees are our most valuable asset.
The check is in the mail. I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Yes, this loan is assumable. I'll tap your shoulder before I...... |
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“I can see you watching us” Joined: Feb 23, 2008 Comments: 2288 Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces ISP: Las Cruces, NM |
I am NOT from the government. I am here to help you.
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“Fine, I'll try to be polite...” Joined: Nov 29, 2007 Comments: 4231 LOOK!...it's the snack Hawk... ISP: Grand Rapids, MI |
Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
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“Just being Purple” Joined: Apr 14, 2008 Comments: 5040 |
Take two aspirins, and call me in the morning. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. |
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“Ok I'm here...now what?” Joined: Aug 31, 2008 Comments: 348 C€€€TA ISP: Wentzville, MO |
This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.
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“That's my Good leg” Joined: May 13, 2008 Comments: 3048 4Nrth Rm.415 local mental hosp ISP: Neenah, WI |
Somebody crapped in my pants
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“Ok I'm here...now what?” Joined: Aug 31, 2008 Comments: 348 C€€€TA ISP: Wentzville, MO |
We drink purple koolaid, brown tea, black coffee, orange juice, white milk, chocolate milk, pink milk (strawberry) clear soda, dark cola,
why is urine yellow? |
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“Just being Purple” Joined: Apr 14, 2008 Comments: 5040 |
You also drink MelloYellow. |
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O Fallon, IL |
CONFUCIUS SAY: WOMAN WHO FLY AIRPLANE UP-SIDE-DOWN, HAVE CRACK UP !!
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“Ok I'm here...now what?” Joined: Aug 31, 2008 Comments: 348 C€€€TA ISP: Wentzville, MO |
No New Taxes..........we don't need new ones we can crank up the old ones so high your pennies will squeak.
Does anyone realize that inflation is so out of control that a penny is kinda like a joke. |
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“I am smiling today.......” Joined: Sep 17, 2007 Comments: 11192 Where the river meets the sea ISP: Jacksonville, FL |
Judged: 
1 Urochrome. |
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“recon/usmc” Joined: Jan 27, 2008 Comments: 10054 the usa ISP: Rochester, NY |
are not |
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