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(***) Make the Next Line Rhyme(***)

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Hoosier Hillbilly

Connersville, IN

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Aug 17, 2012
 

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Yew!'i'm full of it but she don't know!!!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Connersville, IN

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Aug 18, 2012
 

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It would really be great to add more conversation
No! not to discuss the condition of the Nation
that 'i'm trying to defer my mind off at the time
"WE" can discuss many things and make them rhyme
sometimes 'i' wish 'we' could all get together
'i' know the 1st subject would be the weather
but then we'd talk about places we've been
or places 'we' want to go, where to begin?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Connersville, IN

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Aug 19, 2012
 

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QQ how long has it been
are "U" too old'a hen
to set, come into 'my' den
some yarns 'we' will spin!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 21, 2012
 

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Well now if this ain't a crime
this 'thread' hadn't been hit since Sunday
and here 'i' thought @ one ..... day
this'id "B" the favorite of all time
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Muskogee, OK

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Aug 21, 2012
 

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Hey Hooz, how are ya?
Sorry I've been gone.
Things have been hectic,
And the weekend was long.

Where is everybody,
Where did they go?
I will not desert you...
I love this game so!

“Kitty Rules!”

Since: Aug 09

Kitty City, USA

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#272
Aug 21, 2012
 

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Lookie here, Hooz
Here's the pressing matter
Kitty's quite hungry
She demands fish dinner
You're to grill it up
Then top it with tartar
Toss in a lemon slice
And serve it on a platter
Tis no time to dally
So see to Kitty's order!!!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 21, 2012
 

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Now 'i' hear what your say'n
and 'i' know what you mean
but call that in to Woot-n-Holler
to see if you can get what you need
we're just rhyming here, not here to feed!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 22, 2012
 

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“Kitty Rules!”,that's what she says
Seems HH "To The Point" always seems
to pay attention to her ever whem
maybe 'i' should have a talk with them?
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 22, 2012
 

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Where's everybody been all this time
10 hours and not 1 damn rhyme...
why can't people fine the time
to say something sweet to me
and try to make it rhyme?
ROTFLMAO!
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Sawyer, OK

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#277
Aug 22, 2012
 

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Hoozie, we love you
And you know that's true,
We come every day
To read what you say.

Your poems are great,
Full of love, never hate.
I'm glad I have met you
And I like ya, too!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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#278
Aug 23, 2012
 

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Why thank you dear Deb
it's good to know someone on the web
appreciates an ol'mans gab
even though it's a bunch of blab
to me it's fun and takes some time
but 'i' got plenty of that-so 'i' rhyme
ON the Band Wagon

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 23, 2012
 

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Well Ginger Rose 'i'm just tickled pink
who'd have ever thought this “Sweet & Spicy”
would end up on my own personal link?
On here friend it's not only rhyme it's
worse than unpredictable it's just plain risky,,
when folks speak in rhymes you know the times
are getting mighty risky, Yep 'i' got my "?"

“Kitty Rules!”

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Kitty City, USA

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#281
Aug 23, 2012
 

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Who's up there
rhyming his time away?^^
Now back to work
no more horse play!!
Kitty needs to be fed
She ordered fish fillet
Now get on with it
Or you'll earn her dismay!!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 23, 2012
 

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WOW! the witch of Kitty City has spoken
the untouchable broomstick wonder has said
that she is in a hurry to get feed
so to stop her from yappen an poke'n
'i'm gona do what she says, don't want her dismay
might want to see her come back another day
but now 'i'm leav'n it's been a long way
from yesterday clear to today
so Here's a HEY! see ya sometime anyway!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 24, 2012
 

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mov'n on up...

“Kitty Rules!”

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Kitty City, USA

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Aug 24, 2012
 

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TGIF, Hooz
Whatcha get cooking?
If you got more fishies
I'z making a booking
The summer eve's nice
The ladies good looking
So get the party started
We'll be hooing & wooing!
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Yes it's Friday and don't ask me why
them 'cat-lickers' got'a have fish
you'd think they'd get tired of that dish
O well,(he gives a big) sigh
better get fix'ns ready to fry
see ya @ Woot-n-Holler, so good-by
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

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Aug 24, 2012
 

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Yes!'i' like to flirt 'i' do it all the time
why "U' think 'i' make all these rhymes
women lov'it it rings their chimes
don't tell OC, Deb, kitty, or QQ what 'i'm
up too for 'i'm having a grand ol'time!
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#287
Aug 24, 2012
 

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I done caught you,
You ol' two-timer!
You thot you were safe
From this woman rhymer.

I'm gonna tell Cowgirl
And QQ and kitty,
We're all gonna getcha -
Ya done lost our pity...
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The darkness was coming
And deep in my gut
I had an odd feeling
But I knew not what.

And when the wind changed,
From out of the sky
A bright light was falling
But I knew not why.

As it drew closer
With a warming white hue,
I sensed someone's spirit
But I knew not who.

My heart it was racing
But God's peace was there,
The light had then landed
But I knew not where.

Seeking the answers
I asked God again,
He said He would tell me
But I know not when....

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