Bacon-Crazed Company Sells Bacon Coffin

Mar 30, 2012 | Posted by: Hitesrunprincess | Full story: www.nbcdfw.com

A Seattle company is capitalizing on the bacon craze with a new product to fulfill the final consumer need - one for a final resting place.

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I wonder if you could order one with lettuce and tomatoes? A CBLT.
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OMG I would die for that!!!!!

hey....wait a minute.

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Mar 30, 2012
 
So make the coffin more delicious for rats and worms?

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Mar 30, 2012
 
can't go wrong with bacon...wait, what?

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Just in case you put in someone alive, they can just eat their way out :)

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Burento wrote:
Just in case you put in someone alive, they can just eat their way out :)
But instead of just plain Mayo, it would take Miracle Whip!!

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When you shop for these, is there a little window on the back so you can tell how lean it is?

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Mar 30, 2012
 
Wrapped in bacon, like giant vienna sausage.

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Biggest problem I see is dogs would probably keep digging you up.
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Buy this coffin and you are guaranteed by its maker not to burn in Halal for all eternity.
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Mar 31, 2012
 
How many cows did they have to kill in order to make one coffin? It's sad.

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I want no pink slime used in the making of my coffin!

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Mar 31, 2012
 
It keeps Muslims away.

It's an old idea.

The legend of Venice Italy and St Marks square is they stole his body and smuggled it out by wrappig it in pork.

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wrappig?

Ahahahahahah!

I meant wrapping but it was a fortuitous misspelling

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Mar 31, 2012
 
If you were going to be cremated, it gives new meaning to the phrase extra crispy.....
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Paris Hilton wrote:
How many cows did they have to kill in order to make one coffin? It's sad.
no no no,these days they're making bacon from..........never mind
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beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>no no no,these days they're making bacon from..........never mind
What?

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#20
Apr 2, 2012
 
hence the EXPRESSION: "your bacon is cooked"

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