Bacon-Crazed Company Sells Bacon Coffin

Mar 30, 2012 Full story: www.nbcdfw.com 18

A Seattle company is capitalizing on the bacon craze with a new product to fulfill the final consumer need - one for a final resting place.

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#1 Mar 30, 2012
I wonder if you could order one with lettuce and tomatoes? A CBLT.
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#2 Mar 30, 2012
OMG I would die for that!!!!!

hey....wait a minute.

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#4 Mar 30, 2012
So make the coffin more delicious for rats and worms?

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#5 Mar 30, 2012
can't go wrong with bacon...wait, what?

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#6 Mar 30, 2012
Just in case you put in someone alive, they can just eat their way out :)

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#7 Mar 30, 2012
Burento wrote:
Just in case you put in someone alive, they can just eat their way out :)
But instead of just plain Mayo, it would take Miracle Whip!!

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#8 Mar 30, 2012
When you shop for these, is there a little window on the back so you can tell how lean it is?

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#9 Mar 30, 2012
Wrapped in bacon, like giant vienna sausage.

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#10 Mar 30, 2012
Biggest problem I see is dogs would probably keep digging you up.
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#11 Mar 30, 2012
Buy this coffin and you are guaranteed by its maker not to burn in Halal for all eternity.
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#12 Mar 31, 2012
How many cows did they have to kill in order to make one coffin? It's sad.

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#13 Mar 31, 2012
I want no pink slime used in the making of my coffin!

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#14 Mar 31, 2012
It keeps Muslims away.

It's an old idea.

The legend of Venice Italy and St Marks square is they stole his body and smuggled it out by wrappig it in pork.

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#15 Mar 31, 2012
wrappig?

Ahahahahahah!

I meant wrapping but it was a fortuitous misspelling

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#16 Mar 31, 2012
If you were going to be cremated, it gives new meaning to the phrase extra crispy.....
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#17 Mar 31, 2012
Paris Hilton wrote:
How many cows did they have to kill in order to make one coffin? It's sad.
no no no,these days they're making bacon from..........never mind
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#19 Apr 2, 2012
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>no no no,these days they're making bacon from..........never mind
What?

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#20 Apr 2, 2012
hence the EXPRESSION: "your bacon is cooked"

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