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Aug 8, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger

Naked man covered in cooking spray arrested

Full story: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg

Police responding to a call Monday found the man carrying a pair of shorts. Officers say the man told police he'd taken the shorts off because they were too big and wouldn't stay on.

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scotbear8175

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Was his name Emeril?
Pam! Pam! Pam!

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and your enemies in the trunk

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One slick dude.

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How can the shorts stay up after he doused himself in cooking spray?

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Was he hoping to give them the slip?

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Aug 8, 2012
 
Or was he planning a daring down-the-chimney burglary?

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“FRANKLY I DON'T ”

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oil is well that ends well.. but to go off half baked

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Slippery when wet?

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Aug 8, 2012
 
He looks like Weird Al Yankovic!
scotbear8175

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Aug 8, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
One of the EARlier episodes?[snarf]

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Well you're drowning in it too

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Slippery situation

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Funny comments lol

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Headed for a weiner roast?
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Guys looking to get fried.., or maybe shake n baked...

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A squirrel was trying to rescue him.
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I told DaveMC not to leave the house until I had a chance to clean him up.

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Hey, it wasn't Randy Travis, was it?

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Says who, you? Really?

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Smart guy! He was just trying to avoid having his buns stick!

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"Adios Amigos "

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The charges will never stick!

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