Woman super glued to toilet seat

Ok, now that I'm thinking about it, why do women have a reputation for not checking the seat before they squat? I've heard several after the fact (the too late kind)complaints about surprises from someone else leaving something behind...have fun with the pun.

RocksQuarry wrote:

Ok, now that I'm thinking about it, why do women have a reputation for not checking the seat before they squat? I've heard several after the fact (the too late kind)complaints about surprises from someone else leaving something behind...have fun with the pun.

Iffen yar under the gun,(die or reya,,,ya,ya,yaaa!)(oh mama),it's no fun ,,son,,,,,

Gail Snail wrote:

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Isn't it air raid spelled backwards?

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Very observant of you.. Thanks .. I love word games like that one. I should have caught it.. hehe..
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I gotta 'kick' outta EVIAN water... People paying the high prices for it, and it is just filtered tap water... But now spell EVIAN backwards and that relates to the people that drink it... OUCH.. lol..HAve fun. Gail Snail Slow Trail.... lol..
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Oh, sorry.., initially read headline as:

"Super Woman Glued to Toilet Seat.", which made no sense to me whatsoever...

Dr Stinko wrote:

Oh, sorry.., initially read headline as:
"Super Woman Glued to Toilet Seat.", which made no sense to me whatsoever...

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'Cool,.,, I do that every now and then.. haha Peace.

He had gotten a 40+ oz soda/coffee mug from a Lil' Champ store,he would come in and empty the coffee pot and walk out the door without putting more on.Well i got tired of it and experimented with super glue and some solvents to slow the air drying time.I waited til I knew he was getting ready to fill his mug and walk out before I took a Q-tip and smeared it on the inside of the handle,he grabbed his mug filled it up and walked out the door.He had to walk a good ways across the parking lot to his car and when he went to sit the coffee down it wouldn't let go.With him spilling the coffee all over himself and the arm flapping I almost pissed myself laughing.

I used epoxy glue to clamp and mend a split in a crossbow guard once. Little did I know I spilled a drop on my leg. Found out when I tried getting out of my jeans that night. I still have a faint dime size scar to remind me.

School is out and kids are up to mischief.

SitHappened wrote:

He had gotten a 40+ oz soda/coffee mug from a Lil' Champ store,he would come in and empty the coffee pot and walk out the door without putting more on.Well i got tired of it and experimented with super glue and some solvents to slow the air drying time.I waited til I knew he was getting ready to fill his mug and walk out before I took a Q-tip and smeared it on the inside of the handle,he grabbed his mug filled it up and walked out the door.He had to walk a good ways across the parking lot to his car and when he went to sit the coffee down it wouldn't let go.With him spilling the coffee all over himself and the arm flapping I almost pissed myself laughing.

Are the customers supposed to make a new pot of coffee when they take the last of the pot? I thought the store employees take care of that.

Are you dumb or can't read it said roommate not customer,the twit didn't even pay anything on the coffee

It was an obvious tasteless prank.

Yea but he quit emptying the coffee pot

Glue on toilet seats,.. a new way to wax that unseemly hair line?

Most of the women I know have been glued to the tv for some time..

justaguess wrote:

Most of the women I know have been glued to the tv for some time..

how did they get the remote from you?? justy wonderin :)

reebie wrote:

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how did they get the remote from you?? justy wonderin :)

Wait.....!!!!!Are you sayin' that tv's have a remote..????...dammit...I knew it..!

justaguess wrote:

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Wait.....!!!!!Are you sayin' that tv's have a remote..????...dammit...I knew it..!

well, you hid it on the toilet seat,,and now its glued in dark places,, I dont think they know they have it yet,,

I bet the emergency crew got a laugh afterwards

SitHappened wrote:

I bet the emergency crew got a laugh afterwards

What happens on a toilet seat, stays on a toilet seat

how are you :)

Doin alright,but you know that would be embarrassing as he!! being caught glued to a toilet as a dozen people swarm around you trying not to laugh.