What could you?

How about a package of marbles, duct tape and bubble wrap?

Taxed Out wrote:

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Ok I'll bite...why?

check the photo

opistoglyph wrote:

<quoted text>check the photo

Okee dokee...did that.

I guess I'm not as timid as some so I'm not sure what I am supposed to be afraid of.

A LARGE FAMILY BIBLE,
CONDOMS
A cheap wooden cross
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AN BRASS OFFERING PLATE ..

ANd.
.
A Michael Jackson Home Video

NOW THAT IS A DUBBLE DUH!!!

A poke of chewing tobacco.---(poke?)
A true mask of DUH.
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And a T-shirt that reads: "JERRY SPRINGER REJEKT"

WHAAA??

ok, how about just the shirt?

Omistograph wrote:

<quoted text>Omistograph, I love it! I'll have to get a new free email address so I can register it!

I like this name better.

Duh..

Y'all R killing me.

ROFL

DUH-JERRY wrote:

A poke of chewing tobacco.---(poke?)
A true mask of DUH.
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And a T-shirt that reads: "JERRY SPRINGER REJEKT"
WHAAA??
ok, how about just the shirt?

You mean tobacco gum?

opistoglyph wrote:

<quoted text>You mean tobacco gum?

ANd tobacco gum..

and a RICHARD SIMMONS doll.....

ANd a CATCHER'S MITT.....

(I am slowing down a bit.)

KAAZ-MOE

Sorry, but that last one kinda sounded like a 'CHRITMAS WISH LIST' now did'nt it??

Duh...

My oh my.....

And ,,

a CONWAY TWITTY SONG...Hello Darlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

WHEW!!!!

opistoglyph wrote:

Flourescent orange paint, a kitten from the pet department, night vision goggles and a bb pistol.

lol

Davy Red Devil wrote:

Depends underwear, maximum strength ex-lax and a plunger...

sounds like my friday night! I mean...huh what? What were we talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Time. Love. and Tenderness

A box of Magnum condoms, 2 jars of Vaseline, a pair of black stockings, an egg beater, a bag of flexi-cuffs and a spiked dog collar! Guarenteed to get a reaction from the clerk or cashier!