What could you?

What "weird", random or odd items could be purchased in combination at a store to freak out the clerk?

My pick :

Snikers Bar, Adult diapers and a steak knife.

Been there done that....... on the way to a nurses party before I got a chance to do some shopping. Quick stop on the way.

12pk MGD, 12 pk Trojans, Deodorant, handy wipes, and gum.

The checkers were both great looking women too. made sarcastic remarks, all I could do is blush.

Mothflakes, a bottle of ammonia, a metal pipe with threaded endcaps, an oil lamp wick, a box of nails.

I have evrything else I need at home.

I have a friend whose wife had just given birth, and he went to the store on her behalf, and that of another friend's wife, both who were in need of feminine napkins.

Purchasing a large package for each lady, he went to the checker, who remarked: "Damn, there must be somebody bleeding to death at your house."

A shock collar and a pack of condoms.

a gerbil, a habitrail tube (no cage, just the tube), a large tube of ky and some nair lotion, and a Richard Gere movie.

proteroglyph wrote:

a gerbil, a habitrail tube (no cage, just the tube), a large tube of ky and some nair lotion, and a Richard Gere movie.

Aw shoot, sweet tea burns when it goes out the nose. ROFLMAO!

proteroglyph wrote:

a gerbil, a habitrail tube (no cage, just the tube), a large tube of ky and some nair lotion, and a Richard Gere movie.

LOLOLOL, that is hysterical, i;m choking on my water.

HB Local wrote:

Been there done that....... on the way to a nurses party before I got a chance to do some shopping. Quick stop on the way.
12pk MGD, 12 pk Trojans, Deodorant, handy wipes, and gum.
The checkers were both great looking women too. made sarcastic remarks, all I could do is blush.

LMAO!

How about....

A single banana ( take it off the bunch), coffee grinds, Ky jelly, and baby diapers.

hmmmm....

cat food, ensure, and a copy of Elderly Today...

I'm not kidding,
I had to get a
plunger and a box of tampons.

An Austrian newspaper, 3 padlocks and a couple home pregnancy tests.

proteroglyph wrote:

a gerbil, a habitrail tube (no cage, just the tube), a large tube of ky and some nair lotion, and a Richard Gere movie.

Are you speaking from experience..??? hahhaa...

Oh my....'

TOO FUNNY MAN!!

LMAO..

duh..

Ok I got it...

A giant Zuccinni and a big jar of vaseline and a paackage of handy wipes and a RUBBER GLOVE...???

oh my... hahahahahaha

Terry....

proteroglyph wrote:

a gerbil, a habitrail tube (no cage, just the tube), a large tube of ky and some nair lotion, and a Richard Gere movie.

RICHARD GERE MOVIE???
Huh???

ROPE, duct tape, a shovel, Large garbage bags, and a fifty gallon drum of battery acid?????

duh..

Somebody unplug this thingy...

I am getting a headache...oh no...

my new one..

A GIANT BOTTLE OF ASSBURNS.... SOme ice, and heavy duty sleeping pills...

Potting soil, miracle grow and camoflogue clothes, a hoe, and a box of shotgun shells... hahhahaahahahahah

Oh goodness.. HELP!!!!!!

duh...