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Would you vote for Prez Obama for the next 4 years?

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Can I turn the channel PUH-lease!!!!! I can't stand infommercials!!!!

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Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>So basically you'll vote for him when hell freezes over?
Global warming...global cooling...nuclear accidents...el nino....global thermal oceanic currents...

We have survived it all...

Then we got saddled with Obama/Pelosi/Reid...

The end is nigh!

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It will be the same as 08. I won't have any other choices who aren't wackjob insane.

Michio Kaku/Jodie Foster in 2012

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Noah Sunder wrote:
Isn't that a question that also asks "who" instead would you vote for?
How about a fellow that believes in magic shorts and that god lives on the planet Kolub and various other ridiculous things?
Or the other wacky right wing joker candidates?
The question should be, who would you vote for or prefer and we'll see who has courage and ignorance.
Did you not see my second post? I already said this (in a nutshell)

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To answer the question of the thread:

Yes.

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ancient wrote:
To answer the question of the thread:
Yes.
Did you see that post by Rebecca on another thread? Seems she is hot for some Rick man stew.

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Witchsniffer Pursuivant wrote:
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Global warming...global cooling...nuclear accidents...el nino....global thermal oceanic currents...
We have survived it all...
Then we got saddled with Obama/Pelosi/Reid...
The end is nigh!
For dumbocrats.
The end is coming really soon, 2012 to be exact. I can't wait........

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The Geno wrote:
<quoted text>Did you see that post by Rebecca on another thread? Seems she is hot for some Rick man stew.
You even managed to spell all the words right when you posted it.

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<quoted text>You even managed to spell all the words right when you posted it.
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ancient wrote:
To answer the question of the thread:
Yes.
Great he'll have one vote.

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ancient wrote:
To answer the question of the thread:
Yes.
Did you see where they are stopping a MD company from doing business with Iran??!! McCormicks can't sell spices into Iran becauseeof some nuclear thingy. Hope you don't work in Hunt Valley, you might not get a raise.

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To answer the question of the thread:
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That is such a surprise..........
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Stop Republican Abductions
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NOW YOU CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET. THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS. There is no malicious software, spyware, spam, virus, or any other destructive software NEEDED FOR THE OPERATION OF THE HELMET.
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY CHRISTIANS OR PLAN TO BE ABDUCTED ANYTIME SOON THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU.
Testimonials by satisfied customers:
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Former Xian abductee Gomer from Kentucky wrote: "Since trying Noah Vail's Helmet, I have not been bothered by Christian mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Noah for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
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Stop unwanted visitation?

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Noah Sunder wrote:
A whimpering end is the result of a population emersed in delusion. Trained seals that never question and actually encourages a government that values high test scores that require memorization, rather than critical thinking and literacy.
Radiation in drinking water is already spreading across the US and what are the air waves used for? Mindless, mundane amusement for the grazing herd.
Societies encourage whatever is needed in that society.

Is critical thought necessary or even diserable for most positions in society?

The military?

The factory worker?

The waiter, lawncare, the housekeeper at the hotel?

In some life positions wouldn't critacal thought lead to more dissatisfaction and unhappiness?

Less likely to accept ones fate in life?

We can't all be at the top so teaching critical thinking doesn't happen until the college level for most. Don't you think it is structured that way for the very reason to serve the needs of society as an organism?
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Excuse me, in answer to the thread question it will depend on whatever limited choices are offered to us the next time.

I may not bother to vote as it seems to make little difference.

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No. No way. Nuh uh. Not a chance. **shivers**

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The republicans haven't had a viable candidate since Reagan. And if he were alive and running, he'd be a democrat!(Historical footnote: Reagan raised taxes SIX of the 8 years of his terms!)

It's interesting that Donald Trump is the bum of the month for the teapublicans. He was kinda funny on his Comedy Central Roast of himself, joking about Lisa Lampinelli's vagina- VERY presidential. I guess he does fit the teapublican criteria of having a reality show or a Fox job to be presidential material. It seems like only last month that you had to have served a half-term as governor to be qualified.

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Ferrerman wrote:
The republicans haven't had a viable candidate since Reagan. And if he were alive and running, he'd be a democrat!(Historical footnote: Reagan raised taxes SIX of the 8 years of his terms!)
It's interesting that Donald Trump is the bum of the month for the teapublicans. He was kinda funny on his Comedy Central Roast of himself, joking about Lisa Lampinelli's vagina- VERY presidential. I guess he does fit the teapublican criteria of having a reality show or a Fox job to be presidential material. It seems like only last month that you had to have served a half-term as governor to be qualified.
Suck it dry, Mo.

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Suck it dry, Mo.
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