Lion Attempts To Gnaw On Unsuspecting Baby's Head

May 3, 2012 Full story: kotaku.com 54

Hey baby. Hey, baby! Look behind you. Yes, behind you. Yes, that's a lion. Yes, she wants to eat you.

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#1 May 3, 2012
Why on earth would they put that child on the floor? If he/she had turned around it could have scared her to death!!!
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#2 May 3, 2012
The lion OBVIOUSLY can't smell the babys diaper....

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#3 May 3, 2012
looks like a zebra to me

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#4 May 3, 2012
Ever since Disney put out that brain-dead Lion King movie brain-dead people think lions are so damn cute.
Get a clue, morons. A lion will kill you and eat you,given half a chance. They will even start to eat you before you are completely dead.

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#5 May 3, 2012
big deal , a funny vid , that is all . the lion glass cage must be safe , or the public will never be there...

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#6 May 3, 2012
Blondy1 wrote:
Why on earth would they put that child on the floor? If he/she had turned around it could have scared her to death!!!
The baby did see the lion. She seemed bored by it.

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#7 May 3, 2012
velogeezer wrote:
Ever since Disney put out that brain-dead Lion King movie brain-dead people think lions are so damn cute.
Get a clue, morons. A lion will kill you and eat you,given half a chance. They will even start to eat you before you are completely dead.
In order to understand this concept, you have to read between the lions.

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#8 May 3, 2012
Just think what effect these transparent cages are having on these unfortunate lions. How would you like to have savory morsels that you never get to eat dangled before your eyes all day. These lions are likely to get very frustrated and depressed. They will probably have to have therapy.
The genius who thought this "get close to the lions" idea should be thrown to the lions as the Christians were in ancient Rome. I,for one, would buy a ticket to see that show.

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#9 May 3, 2012
I saw this on the morning news. The baby was dressed in black and white and did look like a zebra

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#10 May 3, 2012
I can picture our livestock that has been killed by a mountain lion when I saw it. The cat is going for the disabling bite behind the neck and head, to puncture the brain with the canine teeth and snap it's neck.

And people think that is adorable?

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#11 May 3, 2012
I doubt that , hunger , isn't the issue but the simply seize of what to the cat is a play thing , the cat is in a zoo and I'm positive the cat is very well feed

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#12 May 3, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
I can picture our livestock that has been killed by a mountain lion when I saw it. The cat is going for the disabling bite behind the neck and head, to puncture the brain with the canine teeth and snap it's neck.
And people think that is adorable?
Well, to be honest I never found babies adorable either. LOL.

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Yeah that's a drag

#13 May 3, 2012
Naw... y'all got it all wrong! See, I'm strictly can fed. Got no killer instinct left in my thousands of year old genes whatsoever!

So come on over here and give me a pettin'. It's OK, I won't bite... or scratch... or dream about havin you for lunch...

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#14 May 3, 2012
tallyho wrote:
I doubt that , hunger , isn't the issue but the simply seize of what to the cat is a play thing , the cat is in a zoo and I'm positive the cat is very well feed
So I guess the Fish and Game hunter has no idea what he is talking about when he told me about spring and fall killing sprees they go on.
You might say play but the end result is the same, death.

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#15 May 3, 2012
Oneluckygal wrote:
<quoted text>Well, to be honest I never found babies adorable either. LOL.
Hahaha.

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#16 May 3, 2012
Think the more accurate reference would be gobbling, not gnawing...

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#17 May 3, 2012
My trust in unbreakable glass has limits. That limit is crossed exactly at the point one of my defenseless cubs becomes a menu selection for a 500 lb predator.

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#18 May 3, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>So I guess the Fish and Game hunter has no idea what he is talking about when he told me about spring and fall killing sprees they go on.
You might say play but the end result is the same, death.
you honestly believe the zoo doesn't feed the lions ...

spring is mating time
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#19 May 3, 2012
velogeezer wrote:
Just think what effect these transparent cages are having on these unfortunate lions. How would you like to have savory morsels that you never get to eat dangled before your eyes all day. These lions are likely to get very frustrated and depressed. They will probably have to have therapy.
The genius who thought this "get close to the lions" idea should be thrown to the lions as the Christians were in ancient Rome. I,for one, would buy a ticket to see that show.
I think zoo animals are frustrated and depressed already, with or without plexiglass walls. That is, when the zoo animals aren't compulsively pacing.
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Philadelphia, PA

#20 May 3, 2012
What is PETA's position on animals eating humans again? I mean, it's hardly vegetarian, let alone vegan.

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