Dirty Nellie's Ale House

Vee wrote:

Happeeeeeee MOANday/holiday, Grace, El, Brigitte, Rosa, JDM, hope all is well. Van Gogh is doing well while on Prednizone, keeping him from having an internal meltdown. Jag is out of pain, they did an excellent job on his teeth and the growth inside his mouth was removed. Debating if I want to go and work tomorrow since there was no work today which means an AM and PM shift. UGHHHH. I might just wait until Friday as I am most likely working Sunday, too. Hope all pets are well, I am so glad to see Nelly's return. Sad to hear that Hal Jackson, pioneer of radio had died last week. First black DJ to really pave the way. Funny, you hear the people that leave us from your childhood, and a part of you dies as well. Who knew you are making memories as a kid? Rosa, I posted the passing of Hal Jackson on my celebrity thread if you want to read it. Everyone gets older, unfortunately, not everyone gets wiser.(Referring to what you said, Rosa, about the sh*t stirrers.

Hi Vee. Nice to see you. Thanks for acknowledging that pioneer Hal Jackson. Indeed a legend has left us. Hope you are doing well.

BRIGITTE wrote:

<quoted text>Hi there! have not see that you were around, otherwise I would have came out of my cave! I am still around, sometimes enjoying posting under my other pic...makes it so easier! And so funny to be "like" by some who don't in regular basis...and gives me a break with the "dissers'!!
so...getting e-mails telling you stuff...hey? never got yours!!
Have a nice Memorial day.

Hey Brigitte, Glad you left your cave to come out to say hello. Lol...I don't get a chance to play much anymore. Once things are settled and I don't have to shuttle between places, I'll get some rest and will drop in more often. I know I am missed I'm listed on a poll as a partner with Harley. Hi Harley. Lol

BRIGITTE wrote:

<quoted text>Hi there! have not see that you were around, otherwise I would have came out of my cave! I am still around, sometimes enjoying posting under my other pic...makes it so easier! And so funny to be "like" by some who don't in regular basis...and gives me a break with the "dissers'!!
so...getting e-mails telling you stuff...hey? never got yours!!
Have a nice Memorial day.

Brig, great new avatar. Very sexy. How does your husband live with you without carrying you to the bed everytime he walks into the house. You naughty vixen you.

HE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS

(The jewels found below are said to be written by actual
students and are genuine, authentic, and unretouched. Compiled
by Richard Lederer. They appear in the 12/31/95 issue of
National Review.)

“In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of
creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.



Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which
the animals come on to in pears.

“The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had
trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.





Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.”

“Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.'



'The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards,
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.”

The first commandement was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother. The
seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.”

“Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the
Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the
Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed
him.”

'David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought
with the Frankensteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times.'

Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.”



“When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found
Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an
immaculate contraption. St. John, the blacksmith, threw water
on his head.”

“Jesus made the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you. "

Grace Nerissa wrote:

HE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS
(The jewels found below are said to be written by actual
students and are genuine, authentic, and unretouched. Compiled
by Richard Lederer. They appear in the 12/31/95 issue of
National Review.)
“In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of
creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which
the animals come on to in pears.
“The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had
trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.”
“Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.'
'The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards,
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.”
The first commandement was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother. The
seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.”
“Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the
Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the
Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed
him.”
'David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought
with the Frankensteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times.'
Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.”
“When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found
Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an
immaculate contraption. St. John, the blacksmith, threw water
on his head.”
“Jesus made the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you. "

Oh God (no pun intended) that's hilarious Grace.

Out of the mouths of babes indeed.

Good day to all here.

OMG!! Another pub on the Offbeat Highway..wayyy cool..seems like the same folks..anyone seen Pixie V?? Am sure she's hanging out in somebody's rafters..if ya see her..tell her Colorado Chick is missing her..see her cuz around..SIN_cerely Yours..maybe she knows..Hmmmm. sure, I'll have a Ole'' grand dad shot and Strohl's beer..in a frosty mug pleasssssse?? OMG!! is that..ham on a spit..yepper..will also have a ham sandwich with Swiss cheese and a pickle..lots of Grey Poupon please..Am gonna looove this place....ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

Grace Nerissa wrote:

HE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS
(The jewels found below are said to be written by actual
students and are genuine, authentic, and unretouched. Compiled
by Richard Lederer. They appear in the 12/31/95 issue of
National Review.)
“In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of
creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which
the animals come on to in pears.
“The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had
trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.”
“Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.'
'The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards,
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.”
The first commandement was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother. The
seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.”
“Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the
Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the
Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed
him.”
'David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought
with the Frankensteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times.'
Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.”
“When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found
Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an
immaculate contraption. St. John, the blacksmith, threw water
on his head.”
“Jesus made the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you. "

funniest stuff I;ve read in quite a while . thanks grace.

Colorado Chick wrote:

OMG!! Another pub on the Offbeat Highway..wayyy cool..seems like the same folks..anyone seen Pixie V?? Am sure she's hanging out in somebody's rafters..if ya see her..tell her Colorado Chick is missing her..see her cuz around..SIN_cerely Yours..maybe she knows..Hmmmm. sure, I'll have a Ole'' grand dad shot and Strohl's beer..in a frosty mug pleasssssse?? OMG!! is that..ham on a spit..yepper..will also have a ham sandwich with Swiss cheese and a pickle..lots of Grey Poupon please..Am gonna looove this place....ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

This isn't just another pub,
I think it was the first OFFBEAT pub,
which ran beautifully for a time & then
was taken down by trolls!

but, it's hard to keep a bad thing down! lol

You are very welcome here,
what's your fancy by way of a drink?

***

Franko, SO glad to see you back -
I put out an SOS for you in El's Kitchen lol..
you were MISSED.

Sit down and have a drink.

eleanorigby wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh God (no pun intended) that's hilarious Grace.
Out of the mouths of babes indeed.
Good day to all here.

El,
Just saw this El,
thanks

glad you enjoyed it ..

LOL

any drink specials today?

bump it up

Yo Barkeep..I'll have a Molson Ale with Fish 'N' Chips please...lots of cider vinegar to put on it also..gotta watch my girlish figure,..hey, gang..glad to see ya here..WHO'S A DADDY?? I'll buy ya a drink..come and park your butt by me..HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

bump it up......oh and I could use a prop

HI ALL. What's up at Nellies?

I have a bar called Dirty Nellie's in my neighborhood. good bar, lots of good music

Nice cool ac at Dirty Nells plus to coldest beer in town.

jdmdusa wrote:

Nice cool ac at Dirty Nells plus to coldest beer in town.

I notice u come back here all alone so
the least I can do is to be polite put on
my Irish apron with the shamrocks and serve you
a cold drink.

There's a hot bit of gossip going today too.

A very odd thing happened, it seems .......
.....

lol

[I wouldn't be too surprised that those with great
imagination who post on FINISH THE SENTENCE

and A STORY IN 4 WORDS might come along here
and add to this...]

Grace and most other patrons, Happeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee MOANday. Hope you are healing quickly. I came by for a diet Cherry coke (with extra cherry) had a craving for it. Then in one hour, headed back to work. I worked 3 and one half hours this morning and things were going great until the computers crashed. That was a hint it was time to go.

bump it up. Nice and cool her at Nellie's. Got those ceiling fans going and nice iced tea.

Bump it up