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“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#531
Nov 5, 2011
 
That's as useless as tits on a man!!:)

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#532
Nov 5, 2011
 
That's as useless as tits on a bull.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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#533
Nov 5, 2011
 
Smoke them if you got them!

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#534
Nov 6, 2011
 

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Smoke 'em if ya got 'em...
Good line once said by Axl Rose.

I swift kick to the ballsack will give you atleast an hour of silence. LoL.

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#535
Nov 6, 2011
 
*After the initial 5 minute agonizing fetal positioning of screaming...

“GOD'S GIft To Topix”

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#537
Nov 6, 2011
 
Pat are you a boy or girl

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Infinidox - infinite paradox

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#538
Nov 6, 2011
 
Feel free...
to feel free

“smile and have fun!”

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#539
Nov 6, 2011
 
Oh my gambit!

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#540
Nov 6, 2011
 
You couldn't get a straight story from him with a half inch ruler.

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#541
Nov 6, 2011
 
Hey batter you can't hit

“Chasing Chunky's Chicks”

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Jackson Hole

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#542
Nov 6, 2011
 
I've fallen and I can't get up!

“Hey ,yawl !”

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How ya doin? N.C.

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Nov 6, 2011
 

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I am talking and I can't shut up.
This is one of my own.

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KEEP OUT

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#544
Nov 6, 2011
 
Hey, where did my post go?

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#545
Nov 6, 2011
 
What's your sign?

That's your best pick up line?

Any more like you at home?

Give it up McDuff.

Just who do you think you are?

Don't call me, I'll call you.

Lose my number!

Suit yourself.

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#546
Nov 6, 2011
 
Aw, Hell. Let's have one more beer. What can happen?

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#547
Nov 6, 2011
 
Dust N Bones wrote:
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em...
Good line once said by Axl Rose.
I swift kick to the ballsack will give you atleast an hour of silence. LoL.
lol,,, Loved G&R......

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#548
Nov 6, 2011
 
You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal...

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Lead me not into temptation.... I can find it myself!!

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#550
Nov 6, 2011
 
Put on your big girl panties and get over it!!!

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"She has a really great personality....."

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