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Jumper

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#3819
Apr 2, 2012
 
From a conversation between Winston Churchill and Queen Elizebeth.

"You are crude nasty little man!If I were your wife,I would posion your food!"

"Madam.If you were my wife,I would eat it."

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#3820
Apr 2, 2012
 
A snobbish woman trying to insult a good ole boy,..

"Sir, if a belly like that was on a woman she'd be pregnant!" The snob huffs.

"Yes, maam, it was and she is." He grins in return.
Jumper

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#3821
Apr 2, 2012
 

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If a ghost makes a mistake,it's a...BOO BOO.

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#3822
Apr 3, 2012
 
April showers grow May flowers...

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#3823
Apr 3, 2012
 

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Cats have nine lives and one attitude.

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#3824
Apr 3, 2012
 
Are we having fun yet????????

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very small

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#3825
Apr 3, 2012
 
Yep like a dog with two wangs lol
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Are we having fun yet????????

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#3826
Apr 3, 2012
 
Rentman1 wrote:
Yep like a dog with two wangs lol<quoted text>
lol, good time for the dog!!!

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Apr 3, 2012
 

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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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the place with Pyramid Head

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#3828
Apr 3, 2012
 
i dont know what the problem is but im sure it can be resolved without resorting to violence.

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#3829
Apr 3, 2012
 
- living free by disregarding social norms #2- driving against the painted arrows in the parking lot.

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#3830
Apr 3, 2012
 
- While (!cat) play (mouse);

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#3831
Apr 3, 2012
 
Go big or go home

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The human race is a virus destroying it's host.

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#3833
Apr 3, 2012
 
I triple dog dare ya.

“CANDY IS DANDY”

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BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER

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#3834
Apr 3, 2012
 
Always carry a Bottle of Whiskey in case of Snakebite, further more, always carry a small Snake.
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#3835
Apr 3, 2012
 
That dog won't hunt.

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#3836
Apr 3, 2012
 
Marco

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#3838
Apr 3, 2012
 
Cover your tushie!!!

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#3839
Apr 4, 2012
 

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You must fight many battles in order to win the war...

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