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Sherry Dee “It ain't braggin' ...” Level 3 Since: Sep 08 2,205 if you can back it up!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3020 Feb 13, 2012 Why don't you slip into something more comfortable..like unconsiousness!
Dixie Diva “I can't wait to put” Level 7 Since: Oct 10 5,617 my 2 cents worth in! N.C.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3021 Feb 13, 2012 I'm not in the mood.
ima El Paso, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3022 Feb 13, 2012 I am my own best friend
Dixie Diva “I can't wait to put” Level 7 Since: Oct 10 5,617 my 2 cents worth in! N.C.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3023 Feb 13, 2012 Have you ever thought about shutting up for 5 min?
Dixie Diva “I can't wait to put” Level 7 Since: Oct 10 5,617 my 2 cents worth in! N.C.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3024 Feb 13, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Its going to be awfully lonely in heaven. With just you and Jesus.
Jumper Guthrie, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3025 Feb 13, 2012 I shold'da stayed in bed.
Old Sam “Obama. Romney. Don't matter.” Since: Jun 08 25,532 We're screwed either way....	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3026 Feb 13, 2012 Judged: 1 1 Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Wherever you are. (Extra credit if you know who said it and what it meant)
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 11,595 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3027 Feb 13, 2012 Old Sam wrote: Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Wherever you are. (Extra credit if you know who said it and what it meant) Laughed myself "red" in face. Red is her color. Red sky at morning, sailor take warning. Skeltons in the closet. Do I get credit for this?

Jumper Guthrie, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3028 Feb 13, 2012 Paper or plastic?
Spartan 2 “CANDY IS DANDY” Level 8 Since: Oct 10 6,596 BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3029 Feb 13, 2012 Old Sam wrote: Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Wherever you are. (Extra credit if you know who said it and what it meant) I'm guessing Jimmy Durante but have no idea what it meant.
Spartan 2 “CANDY IS DANDY” Level 8 Since: Oct 10 6,596 BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3030 Feb 13, 2012 Judged: 2 1 1 Off is the general direction in which I wish you to fcuk!
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 11,595 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3031 Feb 13, 2012 Spartan 2 wrote: Off is the general direction in which I wish you to fcuk! Now just a gol-darn minute,#*!!,...[oops, for a second there, I thought you meant Off the trail] lol, just kiddin'.]
Colorado Chick “It's A New Dawn” Level 7 Since: Mar 11 14,246 Rockin' USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3032 Feb 13, 2012 Last one in is a rotten egg...as we raccce to the table to eat the dinner fixin's...
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 11,595 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3033 Feb 13, 2012 Colorado Chick wrote: Last one in is a rotten egg...as we raccce to the table to eat the dinner fixin's... lol, "rotten egg",.. we country folks know how to insult, don't we? What a smell!
Spartan 2 “CANDY IS DANDY” Level 8 Since: Oct 10 6,596 BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3034 Feb 13, 2012 off the trail wrote: <quoted text> Now just a gol-darn minute,#*!!,...[oops, for a second there, I thought you meant Off the trail] lol, just kiddin'.] HaHaHa, you know better!
Jumper Guthrie, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3036 Feb 14, 2012 Ah,love. Hearts in love speak with their own toungs. -That dead Shakey spear dude
PRIME RIB “Geez, negative energy” Since: Oct 07 4,647 STARSHIP DESTINY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3037 Feb 14, 2012 kids wouldnt understand american history unless it came in a tube of beef jerkey
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 11,595 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3038 Feb 14, 2012 Spartan 2 wrote: <quoted text> HaHaHa, you know better! Yep.
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 11,595 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3039 Feb 14, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Beans, beans, good for your heart,.....
ubuzz “happy Randomness ” Level 2 Since: Feb 12 222 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3040 Feb 14, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Cute hyper ALIENS!!!
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