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Jay B

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#81
Mar 8, 2012
 
I saw a movie about beavers last night. It was the best dam movie I ever saw.
Jay B

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#82
Mar 8, 2012
 
Never lie to an X-Ray technician. They can see right through you.

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Indianapolis, IN

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#83
Mar 8, 2012
 
Little Jimmy's teacher asked him what he had for breakfast. Little Jimmy said "I et three eggs."

Teacher said, "You mean ate!"

Jimmy said, "Maybe it WAS 8 I et."
Jay B

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#84
Mar 9, 2012
 
Sleeping comes so naturally to me that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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#85
Mar 9, 2012
 
They have to put fences around cemeteries because people are dying to get in.
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#86
Mar 9, 2012
 
I read the book, “I’d Like to Give You a Squeeze,” by Anna Konda.
Jay B

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#87
Mar 9, 2012
 
Watching the movie Titanic is a real downer.
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#88
Mar 9, 2012
 
I read this book, “Be Prepared,” by Justin Case.
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#89
Mar 9, 2012
 

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I've never killed a deer, but I'll take a shot at it.
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#90
Mar 9, 2012
 
Bear fights can often turn grizzly.

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#91
Mar 9, 2012
 
That man's nuts!!!

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#92
Mar 10, 2012
 

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Jay B is now posting as The Happy Hacker. I've now joined the topix community, and thought a cab driver on zoloft was fiting of this screen name.

Anyway, here's tonights pun:

I was diagnosed with insomnia last week and I'm getting tired of it.

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#93
Mar 10, 2012
 

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Thieves stole all the toilets at the local precinct. Police have nothing to go on.

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#94
Mar 10, 2012
 

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Wipe that simile off your phrase.

My memory is a little cloudy. Have we metaphor?

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#95
Mar 10, 2012
 
Hey buddy, have you got the time? Yes." Thanks.

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Mar 10, 2012
 

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From MASH: Major Burns

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#97
Mar 10, 2012
 
The bloodhound doggedly tracks his prey.

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#98
Mar 11, 2012
 
Quiet around here. Anybody got a pun in the oven?

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#99
Mar 11, 2012
 
I'd like to get paid in silver dollars for a change.

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#100
Mar 11, 2012
 
She was the gorilla my dreams.

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