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Feb 12, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger

Man Attacks Pub With Chain Saw

Full story: MyFoxPhilly

A chain saw-wielding man was caught on CCTV attacking terrified fellow drinkers at a British pub after he was asked to leave because he was smoking inside, the Hull Daily Mail reported Saturday.

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“Pardon my nosiness ”

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Was the chainsaw brought into the pub as a concealed weapon?

After this incident all chainsaws should be banned from pubs, supermarkets, and Churches!

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I bet the UK version of the NRA will object to limiting the number of chainsaws a person can carry.
Hugh Jass

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Probably had to clean the bar.
Hugh Jass

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Seriously, though...THREE YEARS?
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He was a midget and was just going to cut the high stools down a bit so he could sit on them and spin around. lol
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Would think if you wanted to garner attention, a chain saw is a primo way to do it.
And if you wear a leather mask...
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He was just a chain saw smoker.

“If you can read this..”

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Ohhh those British pubs are all the buzz

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a short cutter

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He was just a little buzzed.

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Hope U.S. Democrats don't get wind of this; they'll want to implement a waiting period and background checks on all chainsaw purchases.

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Drunk: "Bartender, this whisky tastes like kerosene."

Bartender: "You're drinking the fuel from your chainsaw."

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Uh Clem wrote:
Drunk: "Bartender, this whisky tastes like kerosene."
Bartender: "You're drinking the fuel from your chainsaw."
Chase it down with a tall glass of bar oil..

or..one of these..
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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dragoon70056 wrote:
Hope U.S. Democrats don't get wind of this; they'll want to implement a waiting period and background checks on all chainsaw purchases.
Should you idiots find your way back to telling us the Govnt needs to ban teletubbies because you think one of the costumed characters is a "gay" costumed character?
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Where are these guys when the back fence row needs cleared?

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That man should have been armed with fully automatic weapons! THIS is what happens to candyazz countries like England who don't have 2nd amendment rights!

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OneRyder wrote:
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Should you idiots find your way back to telling us the Govnt needs to ban teletubbies because you think one of the costumed characters is a "gay" costumed character?
Don't worry, little one. No one is going to take your Teletubbies away.

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BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER

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Happiness is a Pint of Ale and a Sharp Chain!!

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Spartan 2 wrote:
Happiness is a Pint of Ale and a Sharp Chain!!
Dull chains work more like hollow-point ammo.:)
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Really? Nobody liked my line about the bar needing cleaned?

I thought it pretty near cutting edge.

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