Something fishy in Kentucky waters

RED NECK wrote:

<quoted text>SO WHAT TRY TO TELL ME YOU DRANK THE HARD STUFF JIM BEAM, JACK DANIELS, WILD TURKEY . ALL HECK I KNOW WHOLE WATER?????

ROFL.... from the looks of your post it seems you have had too many Beers yourself...

Michelle P wrote:

<quoted text>Hey DS...Do you know what a Yankee is???????? Same thing as a Quickie but you only need one person to do it!!!!!

You cracked me up with this one...thanks!

Damn Yankee wrote:

Hey Responder. I am a proud Yankee and I fish all the Great Lakes and Finger Lakes.
Anytime you want a Yankee to teach you slow southern boy a thing or two about fishing ~~~ Head north my son.

An anytime you want a lesson on beatin sum1 sensless head on SOUTH.

John Wayne wrote:

<quoted text>An anytime you want a lesson on beatin sum1 sensless head on SOUTH.

Well Duke ,i be cornsiderin' it bein an honor yud be comin' back frum da daid tu keek my arse. We be needin' tu git rid of sum of dees pilgrims here.

How silly?!

I guess we all have our own definition of having fun now don't we. Right now, it's too hot to go fishing maybe later on tonight when it cools up. Thanks anyway!:o)

Common Sense wrote:

I guess we all have our own definition of having fun now don't we. Right now, it's too hot to go fishing maybe later on tonight when it cools up. Thanks anyway!:o)

Too Hot tu feesh??? Yu be needin a kooler big 'nuf tu sit in. Nope never hurd nuthin no where no how b'fore. Taint got no commun sinse.

Maybe you could ask Santa to bring you some at Christmas! LOL :o)

You crazy thing!

RED NECK wrote:

<quoted text>WHILE THERE IS A SANTA CLAUSE I THOUGHT THAT CRAP WAS MADE UP. DAM I SEEN THAT FAT B--TERD SINCE I WAS KID. MAYBE I HAVE BEEN BAD. YEP I HAVE BEEN BAD . IF YOU SEE THAT FAT B--TERD TELL HIM IM GOING TO KICK HIS A$$ ALL WAY BACK TO NORTH POLE AND MORE THAN HIS COAT & PANTS IS GOING TO BE RED.

WOW!! Such a violent Redneck!! Maybe that is why you haven't received any presents in the last couple of years....LOL

The art of fishing is seeing how long one can hide from his wife..well nowadays it is his/her wife.
An a quick reply to redneck..if you feel like insulting other users here its highly looked down upon.Please post something that the next guy can respond too without having to entertain your internet muscle.

Yankee wrote:

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I get $100 for killing a hillbilly.

If I were a Negro, how much would you collect for disposing of me???

It sounds like this particular forum needs to be stopped immediately.

DASC wrote:

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If I were a Negro, how much would you collect for disposing of me???

Get back to the Kentucky fish!!! Chill on racial remarks, please..God loves us all the same and has a sence of humor, also, but please take it easy on the N-word..

I be pritty gud at dis sport. I be likin' da Kintucky Lakes, Cumbrin & Dail Holler. Can ye be axplainin' to me da latest teckneek? Wat's all dis talk 'bout Nukeleer Fishun?

cheating in a fishing contest!!!!! now that's pretty low.

Common Sense wrote:

It sounds like this particular forum needs to be stopped immediately.

Fock censors! And you too

Da Hell wif feeshun! I be huntin' today wif da finest!!! We be crssin' da Rio Grande into da Newnighted States. Vice Presurdent Dick Cheney will be da guide, Robert Blake is providin' da guns, O.J. Simpsom will be feild dressin', and Ted Kennedy is doin' da drivin'.
Y'all hab a Happy Forth!

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

Only in Kentucky would Cheatin' at Fishin' be a felony. Beatin' and Sodomizin' a Gay is only a Mistermeaner!

well it's not just Kentucky dumb ass! when you cheat and when that much money it is as good as stealing the money. Stealing money is a felony!

hey Michelle P,

THAT was awesome, mind if i borrow that for my website???? I am laughing my ass off, here in good ol Rockcastle Co Kentucky.:-)