Chicago Police Officer Tried To Deposit Fake Million Dollar Check

Mommy of four wrote:

Nope! The settlement from Six Flags is a roach. We all know this, and you even get to go to the front of the line..

VEE wrote:

<quoted text> I think she SMOKED a bunch of them before she tried to cash the check.

James Bond AKA Falcon 69 wrote:

<quoted text>My boss is an auxilliary police Sergeant with one of the metropolitan Detroit police departments...A lot of people sometimes wonder about him...

VEE wrote:

<quoted text>Detroit? I would wonder about everybody there. Even my best friend Ellen who has lived there for 54 years.Love her but sometimes..........

James Bond AKA Falcon 69 wrote:

<quoted text>Well, Dearborn, really....But that would be like saying Manhattan's not a part of Greater New York...

VEE wrote:

<quoted text> Ellen has mentioned dearborn Heights before. She works for the FBI.

James Bond AKA Falcon 69 wrote:

<quoted text>Some parts of Dearborn Hgts are OK, others you just want to drive a little bit faster...

James Bond AKA Falcon 69 wrote:

<quoted text>Some parts of Dearborn Hgts are OK, others you just want to drive a little bit faster...

VEE wrote:

<quoted text> Is that why I am always flooring the gas pedal when I drive? ha ha ha. I just got done watching War Of The Worlds with Tom Cruise. I hate him, but the movie was excellent. it was a nail biter. I ran out of those, and had to switch to finger nails. Then I was desperate and grabbed toe nails. It was hard to bite those, the dogs would NOT STAY STILL.

VEE wrote:

<quoted text> Is that why I am always flooring the gas pedal when I drive? ha ha ha. I just got done watching War Of The Worlds with Tom Cruise. I hate him, but the movie was excellent. it was a nail biter. I ran out of those, and had to switch to finger nails. Then I was desperate and grabbed toe nails. It was hard to bite those, the dogs would NOT STAY STILL.

James Bond AKA Falcon 69 wrote:

<quoted text>was it as good as the 1953 War of the worlds?

VEE wrote:

<quoted text>Much better. The special effects, if they dont kill you, the screams will send you over the edge. Either way make sure you have a defibilator close by.

James Bond AKA Falcon 69 wrote:

<quoted text>OK...OK...I'll see it!
Valerie, it's time for me to close up the shop till tomorrow, climb behind the wheel of my 68 Falcon, and pray that some clown doesn't try to jump out in front of me....I'm going home, having myself a shot of Irish whiskey, and then it's showertime then beddy bye...Keep all the psychos down to a low roar will you please? C ya tomorrow?