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May 23, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger

Drunk Man Run Over by Train, Emerges Unscathed

Full story: NBC Dallas

A drunk man passed out on some train tracks in British Columbia and didn't wake up until 26 cars of a train had passed over him.

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“ONE VACANCY”

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talk about being railroaded

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Wonder what beer he was drinking?

Canadian beer or bottled American horse piss?

Just kidding, don't get all nationalisic and patriotic on me.

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^nationalistic

Drinking it sure don't help ya spell right that's fur shure
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He will feel it later when he's sobered up. "feel like I have been run over by a train, some night I had!"

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God watchs out for fools and drunks.

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Drunks, .. hard to love, hard to kill.

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Naturally Wired wrote:
Wonder what beer he was drinking?
Canadian beer or bottled American horse piss?
Just kidding, don't get all nationalisic and patriotic on me.
After living several years in West Germany and drinking some of the finest brew in the world, I came home only to discover that when I went to a party, I had to be sure to bring a case just for myself. Because that's how much American beer I could drink and still walk, talk and DRIVE. The crap went through me like water.

I rarely drink any beer these days but when I do, it is either Rooster Tail Ale (and exceptional, regional microbrew) or Negra Medelo, a superb dark from Mexico.

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"Patriotic Guy from the Mountains of Oregon".

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May 24, 2012
 
The train however was totaled!
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If it were Oprah she would have died and the train would have derailed.
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May 24, 2012
 
I call that a fearless and searching enginetory.
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May 24, 2012
 
In the end it was the cabooze that almost got him.

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God truly does watch over fools & drunks.
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May 24, 2012
 
OHHH,,hic,,I remember da last time,,? I got run over by a train,, I saw all the way up her a$$,,,?hic
(Ilove weddings),,,hic

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Dr_Dirty wrote:
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After living several years in West Germany and drinking some of the finest brew in the world, I came home only to discover that when I went to a party, I had to be sure to bring a case just for myself. Because that's how much American beer I could drink and still walk, talk and DRIVE. The crap went through me like water.
I rarely drink any beer these days but when I do, it is either Rooster Tail Ale (and exceptional, regional microbrew) or Negra Medelo, a superb dark from Mexico.
Oh, and just sign me,
"Patriotic Guy from the Mountains of Oregon".
Grin.
Several years ago, I drank quite a bit of Miller Lite one afternoon and just a few hours after that got pulled over and given the breathalyzer....passed the test with no prob. I even told the cop "yeah I've been drinking half the day, so WTF give me that breathalyzer, like I f'ing care..."

I don't even think I got the slightest buzz of it. I think it's just beer flavor, food coloring and water...LOL

And no, I don't drink and drive now. I was young then and stupid eh

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And no, I don't drink and drive now. I was young then and stupid eh
Likewise. I can't believe the risks I took back then. Got pulled over twioe for drinking and driving once at 16 and again about 10 years later but never a ticket. But more importantly, never hurt anyone. Got lucky.

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Likewise. I can't believe the risks I took back then. Got pulled over twioe for drinking and driving once at 16 and again about 10 years later but never a ticket. But more importantly, never hurt anyone. Got lucky.
Yeah I hear ya.

You should see what some of the dumb stuff I did on snowmobiles when drunk...lol. Vodka and a old Enticer 250 don't mix.

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Naturally Wired wrote:
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Yeah I hear ya.
You should see what some of the dumb stuff I did on snowmobiles when drunk...lol. Vodka and a old Enticer 250 don't mix.
Glad to have left all that liquid stupid behind. Worst stunt I ever pulled,.. stood up on my motorcycle at 50 mile an hour and pulled the "look mom, no hands" gag showing off to friends. Would have crashed burned if sober, but when I got sober, I swore no more drinking and driving anything.

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May 25, 2012
 
"Naturally wired",.. I remember how wild a snowmobile ride is. Lived in Minn. one winter. Those things are crazy. The temptation to go wild is too great, like mixin' dirt bikin' with street stunts. I'll take the safer motorcycle any day. lol

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Glad to have left all that liquid stupid behind. Worst stunt I ever pulled,.. stood up on my motorcycle at 50 mile an hour and pulled the "look mom, no hands" gag showing off to friends. Would have crashed burned if sober, but when I got sober, I swore no more drinking and driving anything.
Glad to hear you sobered up and out grew the stupidity. And lived to tell about it. We all do something stupid in our lives. As long as no one was hurt. That's the most important thing.

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I used to get drunk and drive my 4 wheeler on a frozen lake,suprised the ice never broke.

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