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“What you see is what you get!!”

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Feb 13, 2012
 
I love getting out when its 13 degrees.

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Feb 13, 2012
 
I will resist my urge to taunt the Happy Fun Ball.

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if you can back it up!

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Midgets turn me on.

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Sherry Dee wrote:
Midgets turn me on.
You too? Imagine that hu?

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#2291
Feb 13, 2012
 
Offtopic followup post...

The Happy Fun Ball is no longer neither happy nor fun...

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Mrs Cough's flatulence never smells.

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There really is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow..WHAT?

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There really is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow..WHAT?
You are misinterpreting that.

At the end of the rainbow, you'll find the pot of gold. However, the only way to find the end of the rainbow is to smoke the golden pot.

You see, it's a bit of a Catch-22 (the best there is!)

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You are misinterpreting that.
At the end of the rainbow, you'll find the pot of gold. However, the only way to find the end of the rainbow is to smoke the golden pot.
You see, it's a bit of a Catch-22 (the best there is!)
I smoked some golden pot and it really was golden!!

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Mrs Cough's flatulence never smells.
lol...and I'm willing to bet that Mrs. Cough thinks yours smells like a rose, right?

I, personally, never have flatulence.

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Feb 14, 2012
 
I had such an easy day at work...
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Feb 14, 2012
 
Just found out I am pregnant
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The government works for us.

( this the joke thread, right ?)

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. . Belly dance. .

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My boss want me to do a lap dance!!!

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I am really enjoying the process of aging. As time goes by, I find myself getting more and more attractive.

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I am really enjoying the process of aging. As time goes by, I find myself getting more and more attractive.
Not to mention, better memory...

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Not to mention, better memory...
Oh, that's the least of my concerns...

...what were we talking about, again?

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Belle E Flopp wrote:
My boss want me to do a lap dance!!!
Is that all? My boss just asked me for a rub and tug. I got Bill from accounting to do it, cuz that's how he rolls.

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<quoted text>Is that all? My boss just asked me for a rub and tug. I got Bill from accounting to do it, cuz that's how he rolls.
The last time I did one, he got my clothes wet !!

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<quoted text>The last time I did one, he got my clothes wet !!
I apologized for that already!!

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