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“Geez, negative energy”

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just just tell me nothing but lies. ill get the ball rolling

this morning i had breakfast with Chuck Norris

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gonna eat a lot of pizzas

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PRIME RIB wrote:
just just tell me nothing but lies. ill get the ball rolling
this morning i had breakfast with Chuck Norris
BS

I kicked his azz just this morning.

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maybe you are talkin about a different Chuck Norris
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pais wrote:
My husband is a hottie.
mine to

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HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

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My avatars hair is OnUgly !
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I inherited a sh** load and had dinner with Paris Hilton ..after i hit her from the back lol

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Oct 19, 2011
 
I won the Powerball and I'm donating all of it to cally man!
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MLR29 wrote:
I won the Powerball and I'm donating all of it to cally man!
U ass!!!!'but boy did you make me laugh!!!!!!!thanks!!! I just kicked that little fur ball that been biting my ankles every time I Go to people's house!!they always say ...Oh he likes you..he just nibbling ..to show that he likes u..well.....Kicks the it out the door with a hard thud...hope he liked that love tap..
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Oct 19, 2011
 
Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

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PRIME RIB wrote:
just just tell me nothing but lies. ill get the ball rolling
this morning i had breakfast with Chuck Norris
this is workin out the way you wanted

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my 2 cents worth in! N.C.

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I have been having an affair with Brad Pitt for years. But I am thinking of kicking him to the curb for Ashton Kushner. He has been throwing his self on me lately with all his problems with Demi.I told him if he cut his hair and shave I might think about it. That is what I told Brad too. He finaly cleaned his self up but I think it is to little to late.

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I am a fecklift driver.
a what driver?????

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i just pistoled whipped barrack obama and i got a away with it
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dOpis wrote:
The mountain woman who responded to my ad has a bigger dil_do than my mothers.
Roflmgdmfao! Brilliant and I said HAHA
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Rosa wrote:
I am so sorry that I outed sam for chasing the threads looking for hetrosexual boys looking for sperm slurpees.
(I think this is a new kind of fun for me.
This thread is teaching me how lying is fun!!! Loving it!)
Rosa, you had me at haha! GD girl you are funny!!
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Oct 19, 2011
 
You have a big dick and I have a small one now that's a real lie!!!
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I have an excellent sex life with women. lmao that's funny!

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I dont like Dennis Farina anymore. I dont want to meet him. I am over him. I dont think about him anymore. (Oh my gawd, even I cant believe this.)

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Vee wrote:
I dont like Dennis Farina anymore. I dont want to meet him. I am over him. I dont think about him anymore.(Oh my gawd, even I cant believe this.)
http://www.topix.com/forum/who/dennis-farina/...
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<quoted text>Out of curiosity, I have been trying to get this loveable jerk to contact me for the past 15 years. I worked in homicide in New York, lived there thirty years, and did some Vice work in Jacksonville Florida. I have his home addresses, and telephone number and I did have his personal manager call me several years ago to inform me that Dennis would eventually contact me. Since he actually does write letters, since you received one, do me a favor and tell him to jump on Topix. We have several fun threads that were made on his behalf including one called "Dennis, We found Valerie," and a novel being written about Dennis and myself called Denis and Vee the novel. We also started to take up a collection to get his name on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Tell him I want to cook him some eggplant parmesan with my intricate italian sauce and to hop on the threads and see all the buzz about him.
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TQK0I8S...
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<quoted text>I work on Powers Avenue at the police sub station. I also work in the bank of America building at Regency mall. Back home I also do work in law enforcement.
all lies?
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all lies? So is the Topix's Management Team

http://www.topix.com/topix/team

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