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“It's A New Dawn”

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Yas Ma'am.
<Enzo wonders where the hell he left the handcuff key>...
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Did ya say..WONDERS???? Hand me my hacksaw out of my glove compartment..don't ask questions..and let's high tail it over and get Chatty...Enzo..HOW THE FREAK..could you let this happen..folks have babysitters that need to go home, not to mention..SOME people have to work tomorrow...AND the bio-rhythm clock is ticking...NOW let's get a move on..Dude..Captn and Lifelover..can ya keep the peace WHILE we go and rescue Chatty..thanks..beeee back in a flash..

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Jul 14, 2012
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Heres to looking up your old address Miss...
Care to swing around the bar Miss?
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Why thank you, don't mind if I do!!:)

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Crazy Jae wrote:
<quoted text>I still need my Miller Genuine Draft beer tho...Snap to it woman...I ain't got all night here to shoot the bull...
Dang, so demanding!!:)

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Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah..tell me about it OC..please hand me the Duct tape and scissors..thanks..only about a few more minutes..till Enzo brings Chatty here..and then we'll let them rip..
Here you go!!!

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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1 in 5 strawberries has a worm in it and in regards to your ears Ma;am, they are lucky little bastards...
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lol, Thank you!!

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I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I've been very bad this evening Miss Colorado.
If I were you, I would send me to your room for punishment...
That's why she ask me for suct tape so we could tie you up!!:)

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Duct tape,, why did I write suct???^^^^^^:

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Jul 14, 2012
 
lmao!!!!!!!!
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Jul 14, 2012
 
Jim I hope this place is open, the budlight sign is still lit.
Sally, you go ahead and have a couple, I'll just have a pop and get us home safe! Looks nice compared to that dive last night.
Yeah, hey I can hear the music playing.
Captn Morgan wrote:
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Better crack the door and throw her some chocolate..keeps her calm ya know
All drinks are up and ready! Here's to all the Owls and Owlettes!!
Hi, is there time to get another?

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Jul 14, 2012
 
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> Dang, so demanding!!:)
Well...Been a little edgy all day...think it was all that coffee I was drinking out in the heat...earlier in the day...

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Crazy Jae wrote:
<quoted text>Well...Been a little edgy all day...think it was all that coffee I was drinking out in the heat...earlier in the day...
Here have a beer, sit down and relax...:)

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Jul 14, 2012
 
Sally wrote:
Jim I hope this place is open, the budlight sign is still lit.
Sally, you go ahead and have a couple, I'll just have a pop and get us home safe! Looks nice compared to that dive last night.
Yeah, hey I can hear the music playing.
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Hi, is there time to get another?
Always time for another!! What'll it be miss?
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Captn Morgan wrote:
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Always time for another!! What'll it be miss?
Thanks.
Jim you want a diet, and I'll have ah, vodka and do you have cranberry please?

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Shakes glass, excuse me, could I get another Orange Rum and Coke please?
Sally

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Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Shakes glass, excuse me, could I get another Orange Rum and Coke please?
Excuse me miss, is that chocolate over there?

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Jul 15, 2012
 
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
Shakes glass, excuse me, could I get another Orange Rum and Coke please?
Coming right up Miss Ohio!!! I got distracted watching C Chick rassle Enzo for those cuffs!
RnL?? You ready too?..anyone else?

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Sally wrote:
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Excuse me miss, is that chocolate over there?
Yes, a chocolate fountain!! Help yourself!!

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Captn Morgan wrote:
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Coming right up Miss Ohio!!! I got distracted watching C Chick rassle Enzo for those cuffs!
RnL?? You ready too?..anyone else?
Thank you, I was working up a thirst!!

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Sally wrote:
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Thanks.
Jim you want a diet, and I'll have ah, vodka and do you have cranberry please?
Vodka and cranberry for the lady and a diet for Jim..kinda quiet, aint he..
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Jul 15, 2012
 
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, a chocolate fountain!! Help yourself!!
Thanks, but I wouldn't dare. I just gained 5 pounds thinking about it. Someone's birthday?

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