Stupid things to ponder ...

..or as I fondly refer to them now as..

Laura Beffy's Words of Wisdom

Those words are truly the stupidest things you'll ever ponder!

why ponder

Giving someone THE business is so different from giving someone YOUR business.

Why do they call it "giving the finger?" That is liable to make some mad enough to break it off and give it back.

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

I just use my husband's head...just kidding...:)

Marissa 2 wrote:

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I just use my husband's head...just kidding...:)

Sure you are!!! I bet you swing a mean frying pan girl! heheheh

I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:

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Sure you are!!! I bet you swing a mean frying pan girl! heheheh

Did I mention I'm Irish...Irish temper you know...:)

Rosaleigh wrote:

Stupid things to ponder ...
Each and every one of Laura Beffy's posts..

Why do people have to get so personal on Topix?

flbadcatowner wrote:

<quoted text>Why do people have to get so personal on Topix?

right should be more like yourself

why my kids have a snow day today and it isn't snowing...lol

flbadcatowner wrote:

<quoted text>Why do people have to get so personal on Topix?

Why not? To some this is the only place where they feel they have control ...ya know What I mean ...

flbadcatowner wrote:

<quoted text>Why do people have to get so personal on Topix?

Besides ..........there's nothing to lose ..when it comes to feelings ....accept Unless..ya a sissy lol...

What is wrong with being a sissy? That is just a slur of the word sister.

Why do birds fly in formations?

Colorado Chick wrote:

Why do birds fly in formations?

It tends to be easier for them. It is the same reason why some drivers drive closely behind tractor-trailers on the interstate.

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Besides ..........there's nothing to lose ..when it comes to feelings ....accept Unless..ya a sissy lol...[/QUOTE]Why are they that insecure?

Marissa 2 wrote:

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I just use my husband's head...just kidding...:)

You thwack your husband's head with a Teflon pan?!? That's horrible!

Those things are so thin, all you're going to do make him turn around and go "yes, you tapped me to get my attention?"

I see we've forgotten lessons learned from long ago... Properly thwacking your husband should be done with a cast iron skillet. Preferably the larger one as that gives you time to thoroughly search his money pouch/wallet/cell phone.

:p

As a kid, I used to spin myself around so I'd get dizzy and stumble about for a few seconds.

I wonder whether the earth spins fast enough so I could just stand on the rotational axis and get the same feeling without actually doing the spinning myself.

greymouser wrote:

As a kid, I used to spin myself around so I'd get dizzy and stumble about for a few seconds.
I wonder whether the earth spins fast enough so I could just stand on the rotational axis and get the same feeling without actually doing the spinning myself.

It will take you 24 hours to complete one turn. Of course, if you are drinking alcohol......