Stupid things to ponder ...

Do you think you ever drank the same water twice?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one around to hear, did it really crush that stupid chipmunk?

Isn't TODAY .. the TOMORROW

we worried about YESTERDAY??!!

Why do doctors leave the room when you are going to change? The're going to see you naked anyway.

Is there water inside of water?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Was that a fart or something else?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Because, when people start throwing things someone could lose an eye you know!!!!!

Why aren't 'dough','rough' and 'through' pronounced similarly?

When you sleep, is there really a battery that recharges.

What rhymes with orange?

Why do people paint their swimming pools blue?

Don't they know water is blue?

Paint it white people...much prettier.

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
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How do they get the no-stick stuff to stick to the pan?

Harrison Freebird wrote:

When you sleep, is there really a battery that recharges.

How do you know you're not dreaming you're awake but you're really asleep?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why is it called lipstick when you can still move your lips?

What's another name for thesaurus?

What happens when you get a paper cut from a "Get Well" card?

belly buttons

At times, men are attracted to younger woman and at times woman are attracted to older men. Why would that be?

HOW TALL

DOES THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

WIEGH??

PONDER THAT'N

DUh

How white does

cotton feel?

http://youtube.com/watch...

NOISE THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE!

If a deaf person swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?