Miscellaneous: Talk about anything thread:

Grace Nerissa wrote:

A treat at the weekend.. for anyone interested..
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-an-i...

Here is an American Item...

http://www.hillarynutcracker.com/completelynu...

The Big Time wrote:

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Here is an American Item...
http://www.hillarynutcracker.com/completelynu...

Hahahahahahahaha! Wonder if Bill got his.

jimmy48 wrote:

<quoted text>Hahahahahahahaha! Wonder if Bill got his.

They don't call it Cracker Barrel for Nothin'.....

The Big Time wrote:

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They don't call it Cracker Barrel for Nothin'.....

Morning all, hey, I've been to a Cracker Barrel in Missouri. That place has good food! mmmmhmmm!

Calibeachbum wrote:

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Morning all, hey, I've been to a Cracker Barrel in Missouri. That place has good food! mmmmhmmm!

Chicken'N'Dumplins with the Chief Salad and a Large Sweet Tea,.......lol

Are you keeping the West Coast in Line....?

The Big Time wrote:

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They don't call it Cracker Barrel for Nothin'.....

Okay I got it now. Took a minute there.hahaha. Yep good place to eat. Wait what am I talking about here? Are we on the same page?

HAS ANYONE..

information about a bomb scare to-day. in San Francisco Airport?

apparently for real

When it comes to sex...i hold my own.

Check out Patton Oswalt, Carrot Top, Lisa Lampanelli, and more ...

On the "Purple Carpet" outside the Comedy Central Roast Of Flvor Flav...

http://ijoke.tv/celebrities/exec/search.cgi...

Anyone remember that song, "Sally Go Round The Roses?" I dont know what it was about but I hate that song and I cant get the damn thing out of my head.

Knock Three Times on The Ceilng.....

Sally go round the roses (sally go round the roses)
Sally go round the roses (sally go round the pretty roses)

Hope this place can't hurt you (hope this place can't hurt you)
Roses they can't hurt you (roses they can't hurt you)
Sally don't you go, don't you go downtown
Sally don't you go-o, don't you go downtown
Saddest thing in the whole wide world
Is see your baby with another girl
Sally go round, oh Sally don't you go
Sally don't you go, Don't you go downtown
Oh, don't you go downtown
Saddest thing in the whole wide world
See your baby with another girl

Sally go round the roses (Sally go round the roses)
Sally go round the roses (Sally go round the pretty roses)

They won't tell your secret (they won't tell your secret)
They won't tell your secret, Oh no won't tell your secret
Sally baby cry, let your hair hang down
Sally baby cry, let your hair hang down
Sit and cry with the door closed
Sit and cry so no one knows
Sally baby cry, let your hair hang down
Sally baby cry, let your hair hang down
Saddest thing in the whole wide world
See your baby with another girl

Sally go round the roses (Sally go round the roses)
Sally go round the roses (Sally go round the pretty roses)
Sally go round the roses (Sally go round the pretty roses)

FADE

Sally go round the roses (Sally go round the pretty roses)

Stairway To Heaven

I'm comin' home, I've done my time
Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine
If you received my letter telin' you I'd soon be free
Then you'll know just what to do if you still want me
If you still want me

CHORUS:

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree
It's been three long years
Do you still want me?
If I don't see a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree
I'll stay on the bus
Forget about us
Put the blame on me
If I don't see a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree

Bus driver, please look for me
'Cause I couldn't bear to see what I might see
I'm really still in prison, and my love she holds the key
A simple yellow ribbon's what I need to set me free
I wrote and told her please:

REPEAT CHORUS

Now the whole damn bus is cheering
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons 'round the old oak tree
I'm comin' home

Another LIFE shelter resident, OLGA CHAIKHEEVA, applied for benefits, claiming that her apartment was flooded, and clothing and food were destroyed. She provided a phony landlord letter and received $3,936 in rent assistance. A friend of the defendant's, NATASHA MELENDOVA, who lived at the now defunct SHEILD FOUNDATION, went to the American Red Cross with a fake landlord letter which asserted that she lived at 47 Emmerson Street in order to apply for benefits. She received $4,650 in rent, food and other relief. CHAIKHEEVA'S boyfriend, ARTT SMASCH, who lives in Phoenix, Arizona also claimed that he lived at 47 Emmerson Street; he received $2,328 in benefits from the American Red Cross.
The homeless shelter scam was referred to the Manhattan District Attorney's Office by the Kansas City Department of Investigation (DOI). Investigators from DOI made the arrests over the course of the last few days.

The Big Time wrote:

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Chicken'N'Dumplins with the Chief Salad and a Large Sweet Tea,.......lol
Are you keeping the West Coast in Line....?

I'm not much of a morning person, but I try!=)

"Anal Sunshine when she's gone."

Grace Nerissa wrote:

HAS ANYONE..
information about a bomb scare to-day. in San Francisco Airport?
apparently for real

Just turned on the news Grace, still haven't heard of it yet

Calibeachbum wrote:

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I'm not much of a morning person, but I try!=)

Time to Rise and Shine,

Today is Yesterdays Tomorrow,

and Tomorrows Yesterday,

so they may look the same.....

cause technically they Are.....lol

A man goes up to the minister at his local church and says: "Reverend, I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons and
I find it very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. What should I do?"

"Actually, "the minister said, "I have noticed this and I would like to ask your co-operation this coming Sunday, if you will. When I notice Mrs. Jones asleep, I will nod my head to you and I want you to give her a good poke with a sharp hatpin in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the minister put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr. Jones.

"Jesus" Mrs. Jones cried out, as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes! You are right Mrs. Jones," came the minister's quick reply.

Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. And, again the minister noticed.

"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning toward Mr. Jones.

"My God" howled Mrs. Jones as she was again stuck with the hatpin.

"Right again!" bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his face.

Before long, Mrs. Jones again nodded off. However, this time the minister did not notice…..as he had picked up the tempo of his sermon. He was really going at it, making some hand motions which Mr. Jones mistook as a signal to sharply poke his wife with the hatpin.

The minister asked the congregation: "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones screamed out: "You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen!" cried out all the women in church

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

"Anal Sunshine when she's gone."

LOL MH... because I sleep with three Mexicans every night (just call me Mama ChiWowWow), that says it all.

HOGstr wrote:

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LOL MH... because I sleep with three Mexicans every night (just call me Mama ChiWowWow), that says it all.

BLESS US AND SAVE US ..AS THEY SAY HERE IN IRELAND!!! LOL..

But you certainly live by the 'old saying' >..

''Variety is the spice of life''!!

LOL

Good for you ... HOGstr!!!

Good thing they all weigh less than 10 pounds!

I felt a need to clear that up just in case anyone actually thought I sleep with three human Mexicans.

God knows, I can't handle the one Italian sometimes!