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Vee

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Since: Dec 06

Suffolk County Long island

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#3393
Aug 5, 2007
 
There goes that tap dancing again. Along with that smell from LOSERS Lousianna. Nick named LOO LOO for short. So if one was to say loo...loo...losers, it would be a stutterer from Lousianna. Oh Oh Oh Oh Kay! I think that stut stut stut stut sttering is conta conta contagious!

Vee

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Since: Dec 06

Suffolk County Long island

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#3395
Aug 5, 2007
 
Big Black Dude wrote:
<quoted text>And you can't spell worth a darn either, loser? That figures..what can you expect from a security guard!
"Knock KNock.here? Tony. Tony who?"

Vee

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#3396
Aug 5, 2007
 
Big Black Dude wrote:
<quoted text>And you can't spell worth a darn either, loser? That figures..what can you expect from a security guard!
Knock Knock? Who is There?" "Tony." "Tony who?"

Vee

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#3397
Aug 5, 2007
 
Speaking of security adult diapers which we all know Black dude is wearing, has anyone on this thread heard of a movie called The Seven Faces Of Doctor Lao? Also, FYI, be alert in parking lots, as there are perps out there flashing blades and holding women up for cash for drugs. This is taking place in several states, New York and Florida are susceptible right now but there are always copy cats.So be safe.

“"drive for five in'10"”

Since: Jan 07

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#3398
Aug 5, 2007
 
Uh Oh! Troll Alert! Hang on Vee. Troll Patrol on the way.LOL.
Jennifer Watts

Waynesville, NC

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#3399
Aug 5, 2007
 
me

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Suffolk County Long island

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#3400
Aug 5, 2007
 
jimmy48 wrote:
Uh Oh! Troll Alert! Hang on Vee. Troll Patrol on the way.LOL.
Thank you, Jimmy, you know what they say? Big Black and BOO-tiful. ha ha ha ha. Of course the dude is half right, I do get PAID like a security guard!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha.

Vee

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Suffolk County Long island

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#3401
Aug 5, 2007
 
Jennifer Watts wrote:
me
Me, too.
Big Black Dude

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#3402
Aug 5, 2007
 
Vee wrote:
Speaking of security adult diapers which we all know Black dude is wearing, has anyone on this thread heard of a movie called The Seven Faces Of Doctor Lao? Also, FYI, be alert in parking lots, as there are perps out there flashing blades and holding women up for cash for drugs. This is taking place in several states, New York and Florida are susceptible right now but there are always copy cats.So be safe.
Oh brother. Give it a rest...bet you polish that security guard badge every night, don't you, saviour of the world?

Vee

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#3403
Aug 5, 2007
 
Big Black Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Oh brother. Give it a rest...bet you polish that security guard badge every night, don't you, saviour of the world?
"Knock Knock. Who is there?" "Tony." "Tony who?" Oh, shoe shine boy, do me a favor, call the following number and tell them I am going to be late for work. ONE NINE OH FOUR, EIGHT TWO EIGHT FIVE FOUR SIX THREE.

“Bluebell Woods”

Since: Jun 06

Wrexham, UK

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#3406
Aug 6, 2007
 
Big Black Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Well, you didn't hear that from anyone who was informed. Nobody believes that New Yorkers are smarter than anyone else - Least of all well traveled foreigners HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shows how dumb you are to rise to the bait Crude.
er...Dude.

“A huge storm is a brew-en...”

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#3410
Aug 6, 2007
 
#1 Ranking is "Smartest"
2006-2007 Smartest State Award

ALPHA ORDER RANK ORDER
RANK STATE SMART RATING
2005-2006 RANK
CHANGE RANK STATE SMART RATING
2005-2006 RANK
CHANGE
45
Alabama
-11.00
43
-2

1
Vermont
18.57
1
0

46
Alaska
-11.91
44
-2

2
Massachusetts
16.09
3
1

50
Arizona
-17.61
50
0

3
Connecticut
14.46
2
-1

32
Arkansas
-3.44
37
5

4
New Jersey
14.35
4
0

47
California
-13.10
46
-1

5
Maine
10.79
5
0

27
Colorado
-1.32
23
-4

6
Virginia
10.07
7
1

3
Connecticut
14.46
2
-1

7
Montana
9.55
9
2

28
Delaware
-2.47
25
-3

8
Wisconsin
9.04
8
0

29
Florida
-2.90
36
7

9
Iowa
8.82
14
5

41
Georgia
-6.92
40
-1

10
Pennsylvania
8.69
11
1

42
Hawaii
-9.31
42
0

11
Nebraska
6.40
12
1

20
Idaho
1.29
28
8

12
New Hampshire
5.90
15
3

35
Illinois
-4.32
32
-3

13
Minnesota
5.33
6
-7

24
Indiana
0.06
26
2

14
Rhode Island
4.31
16
2

9
Iowa
8.82
14
5

15
Kansas
4.27
13
-2

15
Kansas
4.27
13
-2

16
New York
3.66
10
-6

31
Kentucky
-3.24
35
4

17
South Dakota
3.25
18
1

44
Louisiana
-10.95
45
1

18
Maryland
2.27
19
1

5
Maine
10.79
5
0

19
Wyoming
1.35
17
-2

18
Maryland
2.27
19
1

20
Idaho
1.29
28
8

2
Massachusetts
16.09
3
1

21
North Dakota
0.95
20
-1

39
Michigan
-6.43
27
-12

22
Missouri
0.94
21
-1

13
Minnesota
5.33
6
-7

23
North Carolina
0.84
22
-1

48
Mississippi
-14.78
49
1

24
Indiana
0.06
26
2

22
Missouri
0.94
21
-1

25
Texas
-0.11
24
-1

7
Montana
9.55
9
2

26
South Carolina
-1.19
29
3

11
Nebraska
6.40
12
1

27
Colorado
-1.32
23
-4

49
Nevada
-15.81
47
-2

28
Delaware
-2.47
25
-3

12
New Hampshire
5.90
15
3

29
Florida
-2.90
36
7

4
New Jersey
14.35
4
0

30
Tennessee
-3.01
41
11

43
New Mexico
-10.60
48
5

31
Kentucky
-3.24
35
4

16
New York
3.66
10
-6

32
Arkansas
-3.44
37
5

23
North Carolina
0.84
22
-1

33
Washington
-3.85
30
-3

21
North Dakota
0.95
20
-1

34
Ohio
-4.00
31
-3

34
Ohio
-4.00
31
-3

35
Illinois
-4.32
32
-3

36
Oklahoma
-5.81
39
3

36
Oklahoma
-5.81
39
3

40
Oregon
-6.87
38
-2

37
West Virginia
-5.82
34
-3

10
Pennsylvania
8.69
11
1

38
Utah
-6.30
33
-5

14
Rhode Island
4.31
16
2

39
Michigan
-6.43
27
-12

26
South Carolina
-1.19
29
3

40
Oregon
-6.87
38
-2

17
South Dakota
3.25
18
1

41
Georgia
-6.92
40
-1

30
Tennessee
-3.01
41
11

42
Hawaii
-9.31
42
0

25
Texas
-0.11
24
-1

43
New Mexico
-10.60
48
5

38
Utah
-6.30
33
-5

44
Louisiana
-10.95
45
1

1
Vermont
18.57
1
0

45
Alabama
-11.00
43
-2

6
Virginia
10.07
7
1

46
Alaska
-11.91
44
-2

33
Washington
-3.85
30
-3

47
California
-13.10
46
-1

37
West Virginia
-5.82
34
-3

48
Mississippi
-14.78
49
1

8
Wisconsin
9.04
8
0

49
Nevada
-15.81
47
-2

19
Wyoming
1.35
17
-2

50
Arizona
-17.61
50
0


If we notice Cali is ranked 47 smartwest where as NY is rated 16 so there lyes the the fact.....

“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

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#3411
Aug 6, 2007
 
Vee wrote:
<quoted text>Knock Knock? Who is There?" "Tony." "Tony who?"
Ha ha. That is not Tony. Every time someone trolls you, you reach for the past and blame KK. The truth is, he doesn't bother with Topix any more and certainly not to pick on you. I have a feeling next year you are still going to be accusing him every time you run into a male troll.

Did you ever pin the Prickler? Can we let everyone know it was not KK or will he forever be associated as that troll too?

BBD is some other poster.

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#3412
Aug 6, 2007
 
MARINE CORPS MATH

The Korean War, in which the Marine Corps fought and won some of its most brutal battles, was not without its gallows humor.

During one such conflict a ROK ( Republic of Korea ) commander, whose unit was fighting along with the Marines, called legendary Marine General Chesty Puller, to report a major Chinese attack in his sector.

"How many Chinese are attacking you?" asked Puller.

"Many, many Chinese!" replied the excited Korean officer.

General Puller asked for another count and got the same answer, "Many, many, many Chinese!"

"X*#dammit!" swore Puller, "Put my Marine liaison officer on the radio."

In a minute, an American voice came over the air: "Yes sir?" "Lieutenant," growled Chesty, "exactly how many Chinese you got up there?"

"General, we got a whole sh*tload of Chinese up here!"

"Thank God." exclaimed Puller, " At least there's someone up there who knows how to count

“END THE FED!”

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#3413
Aug 6, 2007
 
Big Black Dude wrote:
<quoted text>That was no bait, Ferner. That was just you being your usual self. Mindless meddling. You should read a book instead of trying to write one.
Why are you picking on people? What did Vee ever do to you? Could it be penis-envy? Could it be.......SAAAAAATAN?
Picking on the ladies, what an 'Opeloser'.

“Bow Chika Wow Wow!”

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So Cal, O.C.

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#3414
Aug 6, 2007
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Hello Cali, a pleasure to see you in this neck o' the woods!
I'm happy that you enjoyed yourself last night,that's what it is all about.
Nice to see you here anytime..
Warm regards..
Thank you =)

“Bow Chika Wow Wow!”

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#3415
Aug 6, 2007
 
The Big Time wrote:
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Well,
Life is A Beach,
Then of course the Tide comes in and Smooths most of it Back down again,....lol
I can't argue with that because it sure does seem that way doesn't it?

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#3416
Aug 6, 2007
 
paisleyposey wrote:
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Why are you picking on people? What did Vee ever do to you? Could it be penis-envy? Could it be.......SAAAAAATAN?
Picking on the ladies, what an 'Opeloser'.
I was trying to get him to come around and be nice. Thought sugar would work. Maybe not. Reversed psychology I think its called.LOL.

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#3417
Aug 6, 2007
 
Calibeachbum wrote:
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I can't argue with that because it sure does seem that way doesn't it?
Then The Dudes with Metal Detectors come along and get all the Goodies...lol

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#3418
Aug 6, 2007
 
The Big Time wrote:
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Then The Dudes with Metal Detectors come along and get all the Goodies...lol
And,
they ALWAYS beat me to it!

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