Your Best Prank

What were the best pranks you ever pulled???

I was thrilled in 5th grade when I could prank the boy that tormented me. When he bent over to pick a pencil up off the floor I tore several sheets of paper making it sound like he tore his pants. You should have seen the look on this "stud's" face as he turned to check things out!!!!!
Well - I thought it was funny.:-)

I also managed to catch quite a few waitresses by putting a rubber band around the handle of the sink sprayer. Every time they turned the water on they got a little wet!!! hehehehe

I have to think of them, jeezus, I have pulled so many Jayne.

One that I can think of that is one of my best was:
When I was having a party, one of my guy friends was drinking & pounding them down so hard...I knew he was going to be my 1st victim. Anyway, he had passed out, & of course I let him stay on the couch(wasn't about to let him drive & get a DUI), but I thought I would have a little fun with that. Since I worked as a Phlebotomist then, I had easy access to all sorts of latex gloves. I had one pair I must have left in my labcoat pocket, & the light bulb went on!! I took some scissors, cut one of the fingers off, went to get some of my plain white Jergen's (unscented) creamy lotion, & squeezed it into the cut off glove finger. Oh yeah, I'm evil. So, anyway, I unzipped his pants, & that was hard to do, because he was sleeping actually with his butt sort of to the side & it made it difficult to get to the zipper. Til' he moved. Then I strategically placed the "glove finger condom" into the back of his jeans.

When he woke I heard this scream like I never heard a man scream like a little girl before. It took me 5 mins almost to walk down the steps to "check out the problem." Poor guy, I had to let him off the hook, because I could tell he was panic stricken & started to cry a little. He had that red faced area around the eyes, & his face was a little wet. I wasn't going to let it as long as I thought I would, so I told him. He was mad, but then he figured it was me, so he is used to my abusing him most times.

Is what happens to a girl who grows up being tortured relentlessly by her older brothers.

;-)

Funny thing is, we are no longer in touch.
LOL, in the other sense.

Called a friend who was dodging jury duty. Posed myself as an officer and told him that what he was doing was a felony. Asked him if he thought he could show up for jury duty next week. He agreed and I told him some random court in our hometown. He showed up there Monday and looked like an idiot. He came back to work the same day and was told he had been punked and he lost it. It was too funny and he was a good sport about it.

One funny thing while I was posing as the officer was his excuse. He said he had a real bad cold and he was in the next office over from me healthy as a horse.

When I was in high school, I used to go in my mom's car and turn all of her accessories on and the radio up full blast. When she started the car up the radio was blaring, wipers were going, etc. I know, I know, very passive agressive.

I am also one of 12 children and we used to create some disturbance in the neighborhoods we lived in. Once we tied my younger brother up (he was in on this one and agreed to be the one tied up), we gagged him and put him in our wagon and pulled it to the front of this old lady's house and rang the door bell. Then we ran away before she answered the door. She opens the door and there is Paul, all tied and gagged, and she yells "you kids, come back here!" Well Paul freaked out at this point and gets up and starts hopping (since his ankles were tied together) away. I still laugh when I picture him hopping away like that. Don't remember how we retrieved the wagon.

When I was in college I hid an open jug of milk behind a desk in my friends dorm room, they didn't find it for maybe a month. In hindsight putting the milk on the same floor that I lived was not such a smart idea as the whole floor smelled like an old shoe filled with hot garbage for quite some time. Live and learn.

M4Pathfinder wrote:

I have to think of them, jeezus, I have pulled so many Jayne.
One that I can think of that is one of my best was:
When I was having a party, one of my guy friends was drinking & pounding them down so hard...I knew he was going to be my 1st victim. Anyway, he had passed out, & of course I let him stay on the couch(wasn't about to let him drive & get a DUI), but I thought I would have a little fun with that. Since I worked as a Phlebotomist then, I had easy access to all sorts of latex gloves. I had one pair I must have left in my labcoat pocket, & the light bulb went on!! I took some scissors, cut one of the fingers off, went to get some of my plain white Jergen's (unscented) creamy lotion, & squeezed it into the cut off glove finger. Oh yeah, I'm evil. So, anyway, I unzipped his pants, & that was hard to do, because he was sleeping actually with his butt sort of to the side & it made it difficult to get to the zipper. Til' he moved. Then I strategically placed the "glove finger condom" into the back of his jeans.
When he woke I heard this scream like I never heard a man scream like a little girl before. It took me 5 mins almost to walk down the steps to "check out the problem." Poor guy, I had to let him off the hook, because I could tell he was panic stricken & started to cry a little. He had that red faced area around the eyes, & his face was a little wet. I wasn't going to let it as long as I thought I would, so I told him. He was mad, but then he figured it was me, so he is used to my abusing him most times.
Is what happens to a girl who grows up being tortured relentlessly by her older brothers.
;-)

Holy crap that's funny. You have a dark gift, don't hide it under a bushel.

One prank in the Navy on a carrier......

You've seen this on TV but we did this 35 years ago......

put shaving creme in a guys hand and tickle his nose.

Did the same thing with this wicked jet black lubricant that we'd put on a jet's tail hook to lubricate the hook on the arresting wire.....

and put that in his hand. tickle tickle.....We didn't hate that guy, he was a f..k up.,,, Wow,...a mess

funny as hell.

Did the same thing with hook lube (not what its called) and put in guys boon-dockers boots. During a general quarters alarm, you have to get dressed quickly. Hustle down to your duty station.

This stuff is like really heavy sour cream, your foot in your boot..

It was called "molly B".

Knew a guy that had a white cadillac.

He was a jerk. Everyone was always plotting
against him, if they got the chance.

He was working in his car's air conditioning.

He went inside for a while, and someone shook
an entire bottle of baby powder into his outside air intakes vents by the window wipers.

It was really hot outside. It was sweaty hot.

He came out, got into the car and started it up, turned on his A/C.

White powder came blasting out of the vents of the car..........just about the funniest thing\
I can remember. Just covered him with white powder.

glass onion wrote:

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Holy crap that's funny. You have a dark gift, don't hide it under a bushel.

;-) I never do, dahhhlingk.

I have done this plenty of times :
Get about 4 alarm clocks and set them for different random times in the middle of the night like
1. 2:43a.m.
2. 3:38a.m.
3. 4:27a.m.
4. 5:12 a.m.

And then hide them in random areas of the victims room :D

--Janean out!!

M4Pathfinder wrote:

I have to think of them, jeezus, I have pulled so many Jayne.
One that I can think of that is one of my best was:
When I was having a party, one of my guy friends was drinking & pounding them down so hard...I knew he was going to be my 1st victim. Anyway, he had passed out, & of course I let him stay on the couch(wasn't about to let him drive & get a DUI), but I thought I would have a little fun with that. Since I worked as a Phlebotomist then, I had easy access to all sorts of latex gloves. I had one pair I must have left in my labcoat pocket, & the light bulb went on!! I took some scissors, cut one of the fingers off, went to get some of my plain white Jergen's (unscented) creamy lotion, & squeezed it into the cut off glove finger. Oh yeah, I'm evil. So, anyway, I unzipped his pants, & that was hard to do, because he was sleeping actually with his butt sort of to the side & it made it difficult to get to the zipper. Til' he moved. Then I strategically placed the "glove finger condom" into the back of his jeans.
When he woke I heard this scream like I never heard a man scream like a little girl before. It took me 5 mins almost to walk down the steps to "check out the problem." Poor guy, I had to let him off the hook, because I could tell he was panic stricken & started to cry a little. He had that red faced area around the eyes, & his face was a little wet. I wasn't going to let it as long as I thought I would, so I told him. He was mad, but then he figured it was me, so he is used to my abusing him most times.
Is what happens to a girl who grows up being tortured relentlessly by her older brothers.
;-)

WHAT is it about the medical field,,if there is a prank involved,, you can bet a rubber glove is gonna be a part of it !!!!

There were several pranks we pulled in the military.
One of my favorites was spraying pepper spray in the defroster vents of the trucks on a cold night. When the defroster was turned on the spray went throughout the truck.
We also did the basics like moving all the furniture out of a dorm room, changing locks on doors, putting saran wrap over the women's toilet bowl(but under the seat) a real mess, and a lot more.
The best prank was when we had a party and some drunk crashed it. He was rude and crude. He got so drunk he passed out, a couple of the women at the party put make up, eye shadow, mascara, lipstick (the works) on him, the did up his hair in rubber bands, and a friend and I dropped him off in a day room. The reason this was the best prank is the next morning my best friend (Who had to leave the party early because of work)informed me at breakfast the guy who crashed the party came in to chow hall all dolled up wearing make up and his hair up. Nobody sat with him or told him what was up. I guess he just got up and went to breakfast, never washed up or looked in the mirror. I wonder what his roommate thought when he got home.

Glenn R wrote:

There were several pranks we pulled in the military.
One of my favorites was spraying pepper spray in the defroster vents of the trucks on a cold night. When the defroster was turned on the spray went throughout the truck.
We also did the basics like moving all the furniture out of a dorm room, changing locks on doors, putting saran wrap over the women's toilet bowl(but under the seat) a real mess, and a lot more.
The best prank was when we had a party and some drunk crashed it. He was rude and crude. He got so drunk he passed out, a couple of the women at the party put make up, eye shadow, mascara, lipstick (the works) on him, the did up his hair in rubber bands, and a friend and I dropped him off in a day room. The reason this was the best prank is the next morning my best friend (Who had to leave the party early because of work)informed me at breakfast the guy who crashed the party came in to chow hall all dolled up wearing make up and his hair up. Nobody sat with him or told him what was up. I guess he just got up and went to breakfast, never washed up or looked in the mirror. I wonder what his roommate thought when he got home.

all this while you are protecting me,,,,im impressed!!:)

Glenn R wrote:

There were several pranks we pulled in the military.

Yep, lots of pranks go on in the military.
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I used to work on the flight line as an aircraft mechanic (KC135-A Tanker) and we would often give funky orders to the new guys, such as..
"Go up in the airplane and throw out the bucket of prop wash."
("prop wash" is actually the slipstream of an aircraft)
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or...
Go up in the airplane and change the sneakers on the "walk around bottles."
(walk around bottles were small, portable, oxygen filled metal canisters that had a face mask attached, that you could carry around with you so you wouldn't experience hypoxia at high altitudes.)
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or...
"Help me perform an "echo check" on the engines."
This was a nonsensical test that had no purpose other than to confuse the new guy. I would stand at the intake of the engine and instruct the new guy to stand at the exhaust end of the same engine, which was only about 10-12 feet away. I would also tell him that if he heard me say, "Hello" he would have to reply with, "Hello" and if I heard it, the engine test was successful.
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Another prank that I was not part of, but only heard about was when a couple guys took some fatigues and boots, drenched it all with aircraft hydraulic fluid, which is a reddish color, and placed it onto a snow covered flight line during the winter. They said it looked just like a G.I. who just got run over by a snow plow and caused some panic for a few moments.

This is a prank my brother and some friends told me about: When my brother played college football, there was another player who would always help himself to whatever snacks the other guys had in their rooms-so they conspired, and melted Ex-Lax on Little Debbie chocolate cupcakes, and sure enough,here the guy comes in and pigs out on them, as usual! Well, the plan worked, of course...you know the rest of the story!

Salvadore Pizzeria wrote:

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Yep, lots of pranks go on in the military.
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I used to work on the flight line as an aircraft mechanic (KC135-A Tanker) and we would often give funky orders to the new guys, such as..
"Go up in the airplane and throw out the bucket of prop wash."
("prop wash" is actually the slipstream of an aircraft)
-
or...
Go up in the airplane and change the sneakers on the "walk around bottles."
(walk around bottles were small, portable, oxygen filled metal canisters that had a face mask attached, that you could carry around with you so you wouldn't experience hypoxia at high altitudes.)
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or...
"Help me perform an "echo check" on the engines."
This was a nonsensical test that had no purpose other than to confuse the new guy. I would stand at the intake of the engine and instruct the new guy to stand at the exhaust end of the same engine, which was only about 10-12 feet away. I would also tell him that if he heard me say, "Hello" he would have to reply with, "Hello" and if I heard it, the engine test was successful.
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Another prank that I was not part of, but only heard about was when a couple guys took some fatigues and boots, drenched it all with aircraft hydraulic fluid, which is a reddish color, and placed it onto a snow covered flight line during the winter. They said it looked just like a G.I. who just got run over by a snow plow and caused some panic for a few moments.

Youre a sick pup Sal...
must be why we get along so well
My dad used to be a boomer on those KC135's

JazzKeyz wrote:

<quoted text>Youre a sick pup Sal...
must be why we get along so well
My dad used to be a boomer on those KC135's

hehehehe
I've certainly always been a strange one. More fun that way, wouldn't ya say.
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Your dad was a boom operator. Cool !!! On one or two non-refueling missions when there was no boom operator present, I would go back there and lie down on my stomach in the boom pod and peer out that small window. What a strange view you could get out that window. You could actually look at the belly of the aircraft almost all the way to the front of the aircraft while flying along. It almost gave one a sensation that they were flying upside-down and backwards....or something like that. Odd anyway.
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See ya JazzKeys