Naked Unicyclist Charged for Distracting Drivers

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jumpinjack “So, what's the speed of dark??” Level 4 Since: Mar 08 3,134 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #22 May 11, 2012 Gail Snail wrote: <quoted text> Now that's funny. Thanks for the chuckle. :-) Luvs the fun..!!
clem Hamilton, Canada	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #23 May 11, 2012 jumpinjack wrote: At first I thought he had a set of those "Truck Nutz" on his unicycle seat, but then as I passed him I saw that.... omg OMG..!!! If he was riding a unicycle, he would have one fake nut hanging on the back.
Gail Snail Level 5 Since: Apr 12 1,027 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #24 May 11, 2012 clem wrote: <quoted text> If he was riding a unicycle, he would have one fake nut hanging on the back. I thought he had the seat stuffed up his b*** as the only way he could stay on.
holtzhog Olive Branch, MS	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #25 May 11, 2012 Obama's buddy!!!!!
Sad but Wiser “What?” Level 2 Since: Apr 12 7,594 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #26 May 11, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Some things are better left UNSEEN...
Nutty Buddy Willingboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #27 May 11, 2012 Judged: 1 1 jumpinjack wrote: At first I thought he had a set of those "Truck Nutz" on his unicycle seat, but then as I passed him I saw that.... omg OMG..!!! He has to ride the unicycle because those big nutz get caught in the chain of his bicycle. OUCH!
jumpinjack “So, what's the speed of dark??” Level 4 Since: Mar 08 3,134 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #31 May 12, 2012 Nutty Buddy wrote: <quoted text>He has to ride the unicycle because those big nutz get caught in the chain of his bicycle. OUCH! Ok that sent a shiver up my......
new hammer time Richmond, VA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #32 May 12, 2012 This is the sort of thing that will happen when the "gay agenda" is fully opertional, anything goes. Could this be a new way of looking for a same sex partner?

clem Hamilton, Canada	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #33 May 12, 2012 new hammer time wrote: This is the sort of thing that will happen when the "gay agenda" is fully opertional, anything goes. Could this be a new way of looking for a same sex partner? Yep, i live in Canada and as we speak there are hundreds of gay men on unicycles riding up and down my street naked.
Gail Snail Level 5 Since: Apr 12 1,027 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #34 May 14, 2012 clem wrote: <quoted text> Yep, i live in Canada and as we speak there are hundreds of gay men on unicycles riding up and down my street naked. You should take a picture and post it on Topix so we all can see.
jumpinjack “So, what's the speed of dark??” Level 4 Since: Mar 08 3,134 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #35 May 15, 2012 Judged: 1 Gail Snail wrote: <quoted text> You should take a picture and post it on Topix so we all can see. No wait..... on second thought..... DON'T
Gail Snail Level 5 Since: Apr 12 1,027 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #36 May 15, 2012 jumpinjack wrote: <quoted text> No wait..... on second thought..... DON'T LOL!
Naughtyrobot Level 7 Since: Jan 11 4,655 Rochester, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #37 May 15, 2012 Judged: 1 1 We breastfeed our 5 to 10yr olds while riding unicycles naked. Perfectly natural and normal.
Fisherman 808 “Castin' Their Reels” Level 8 Since: May 11 5,247 Spinnin' Their Wheels	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #38 May 15, 2012 Nutty Buddy wrote: <quoted text> He has to ride the unicycle because those big nutz get caught in the chain of his bicycle. OUCH! You're on the right track. They left out the most terrible, disturbing part in the article. He really distracted the drivers when his nuts got caught in the spokes and he did a nose-plant in the blacktop.
jumpinjack “So, what's the speed of dark??” Level 4 Since: Mar 08 3,134 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #39 May 15, 2012 Gail Snail wrote: <quoted text> LOL! Dern Kanucks.....
Gail Snail Level 5 Since: Apr 12 1,027 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #40 May 15, 2012 Judged: 1 Fisherman 808 wrote: <quoted text> You're on the right track. They left out the most terrible, disturbing part in the article. He really distracted the drivers when his nuts got caught in the spokes and he did a nose-plant in the blacktop. Now THAT would be something to see. Would you like crushed nuts on your sundae?
Nutty Buddy Willingboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #41 May 15, 2012 He should at least wear a jock strap to protect his jewels. He would still be firmly attached to his seatless unicycle.
La Leche Stony Brook, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #42 May 15, 2012 Naughtyrobot wrote: We breastfeed our 5 to 10yr olds while riding unicycles naked. Perfectly natural and normal. Robots produce milk? Any collostrum?
off the trail “Jody” Level 7 Since: Apr 09 12,826 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #43 May 15, 2012 The unicycle had no seat! He couldn't get off.
Naughtyrobot Level 7 Since: Jan 11 4,655 Rochester, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #44 May 16, 2012 Judged: 1 La Leche wrote: <quoted text> Robots produce milk? Any collostrum? Milk of magnesium. I have to shave the steel wool off around my nipples first. The unicycle post is ribbed too.
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