Unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God.

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Reason Personified “Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!” Since: May 09 13,857 Earth,TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #561 May 24, 2012 Judged: 1 1 emmynemm12 wrote: <quoted text> umm... Okay well I don't care cuz I know I'm right so if y'all wanna post the convo... I will be glad cuz then y'all can see that I'm right... U freakin fuktards Engrish Preeze.
DavidH64 Since: Jan 07 11,018 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #562 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 Phil the Grillmaster wrote: God promotes incest and slavery. Checkmate Christians! Bing! Incest and Slavery was around thousands of years before Christianity. NEXT Thank you for playing. Better luck next time.
Amused Lowell, MA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #564 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 DavidH64 wrote: <quoted text> Incest and Slavery was around thousands of years before Christianity. NEXT Thank you for playing. Better luck next time. You may own a bible, but you apparently have not read it. The bible god enthusiastically endorses slavery in both old and new testaments. The bible god goes into quite a bit of detail in setting up rules for slavery - who may be enslaved, for how long, how slaves must be treated, etc. The Jews and christians may not have invented slavery, but they certainly claimed that the institution of slavery was approved by their deity. Likewise, instances of incest by Cain, Abel and Lot were mentioned in the bible as being A-OK with your god. Again, it may have existed before the bible, but the bible does put the divine good housekeeping seal of approval on them. Hardly consistent with claims that the bible is the source of all morals. You flunk the bible quiz. You apparently have no clue what's in that great big doorstop of a book you claim as your inspiration.
DavidH64 Since: Jan 07 11,018 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #565 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Amused wrote: <quoted text> You may own a bible, but you apparently have not read it. The bible god enthusiastically endorses slavery in both old and new testaments. The bible god goes into quite a bit of detail in setting up rules for slavery - who may be enslaved, for how long, how slaves must be treated, etc. The Jews and christians may not have invented slavery, but they certainly claimed that the institution of slavery was approved by their deity. Likewise, instances of incest by Cain, Abel and Lot were mentioned in the bible as being A-OK with your god. Again, it may have existed before the bible, but the bible does put the divine good housekeeping seal of approval on them. Hardly consistent with claims that the bible is the source of all morals. You flunk the bible quiz. You apparently have no clue what's in that great big doorstop of a book you claim as your inspiration. My God? Interesting. And what exactly religion do I subscribe? Obviously you are omnipotent, that from a one sentence post you were able to glean my religious affiliation. So do, pray tell, exactly what religion do I practice?
-Skeptic- “Why do creationists lie?” Since: Jun 07 9,646 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #566 May 25, 2012 Bob wrote: Psalm 14:1-3 The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." Yeah, you judgemental pricks need to correct your f*cking book of fail instead of standing by it and quoting its inane disrespectful garbage.
Amused Lowell, MA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #567 May 25, 2012 Judged: 2 2 2 DavidH64 wrote: <quoted text> My God? Interesting. And what exactly religion do I subscribe? Obviously you are omnipotent, that from a one sentence post you were able to glean my religious affiliation. So do, pray tell, exactly what religion do I practice? Nice dodge into irrelevance. You have no response to my point that the bible endorses or tolerates both slavery and incest, so you seize on something irrelevant to that point to distract attention.
wilderide “Credulity is not a virtue” Level 1 Since: Apr 09 23,797 San Francisco	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #568 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Sam wrote: <quoted text>The Gay Communists of Amerika? Bzzzt! Wrong answer. See? I was right that you are clueless.
wilderide “Credulity is not a virtue” Level 1 Since: Apr 09 23,797 San Francisco	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #569 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Sam wrote: <quoted text>Or we could look at Commiefornia, the liberal bastion with 66% of welfare recipients in the entire country Bzzzt! Wrong answer again! Thanks for playing Sam. Please put this conical hat on, and there is your chair in the corner.

wilderide “Credulity is not a virtue” Level 1 Since: Apr 09 23,797 San Francisco	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #570 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Sam wrote: <quoted text>What religion would that be, Einstein? At least it ain't BIG GOVERNMENT like tree humping envronMENTAL socialist lib whacktards. Yeah, look how much the government shrank under Bush (Sr. and Jr.). LOL!!!
wilderide “Credulity is not a virtue” Level 1 Since: Apr 09 23,797 San Francisco	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #571 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Bob wrote: Psalm 14:1-3 The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." Bob, are you coming out as an atheist?
Jaredb8 Since: Mar 12 1,094 Milwaukee	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #573 May 25, 2012 HELL IS COMING wrote: WAKE UP U DUMB STUPID IGNORANT JACKASS'S!!! HELL IS COMING!!!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT UR FUTURE! TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THE TOP PIC FROM THE LINK PROVIDED. http://subversify.com/2011/06/10/is-google-ce... HELL IS COMING!!!!!!! Well if there is a god which nobody can prove or disprove he will forgive us all for our sins anyway so why worry. Even if I do go to hell It will be warm I will know a lot of people plus there will be tons of priests, politicians and criminals so basically like everyday life.
wilderide “Credulity is not a virtue” Level 1 Since: Apr 09 23,797 San Francisco	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #574 May 25, 2012 HELL IS COMING wrote: WAKE UP U DUMB STUPID IGNORANT JACKASS'S!!! HELL IS COMING!!!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT UR FUTURE! TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THE TOP PIC FROM THE LINK PROVIDED. http://subversify.com/2011/06/10/is-google-ce... HELL IS COMING!!!!!!! Harold Camping, is that you?
redneck Cave Junction, OR	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #575 May 25, 2012 God knew some of us would wear glasses so thats why the ears are where they are. Proof of god.
Ia havent forgotten Lamoni, IA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #577 May 25, 2012 Reason Personified wrote: <quoted text>I believe that you are giving me credit, for that idea, am I right? No, no, it's not me, and I do appreciate the thought, but I didn't write the buybull. My mind is just simply not fragmented enough to come up with the mental contortions that the bible writers implemented. If I had less sense, less ability to reason, less morality, less scruples, less everything actually, except maybe LSD. I might have been able to invent some of it's insanity, but since I didn't. So I won't be taking credit for your gods tendency to force parents to eat their children. Why don't you know the bible? What else do you not know about the evil buybull god?? that was to someone who used foul language to tell you that God is love. I am a bit uncomfortable with the spelling buybull - however clever. But I agree that the Biblical God is evil. I do know some Christians who are trying to find ways to use only the things that look nicer, and to reinterpret the rest - one has his concordance out all the time looking for different translations of Greek words.
Ia havent forgotten Lamoni, IA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #578 May 25, 2012 Jaredb8 wrote: <quoted text> Well if there is a god which nobody can prove or disprove he will forgive us all for our sins anyway so why worry. Even if I do go to hell It will be warm I will know a lot of people plus there will be tons of priests, politicians and criminals so basically like everyday life. wonderful funny prompt reply to the caps guy!
LOL in a suit “Semper Fi” Level 2 Since: Jan 12 2,871 Atheist, USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #579 May 25, 2012 HELL IS COMING wrote: WAKE UP U DUMB STUPID IGNORANT JACKASS'S!!! HELL IS COMING!!!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT UR FUTURE! TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THE TOP PIC FROM THE LINK PROVIDED. http://subversify.com/2011/06/10/is-google-ce... HELL IS COMING!!!!!!! Lol.
LOL in a suit “Semper Fi” Level 2 Since: Jan 12 2,871 Atheist, USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #580 May 25, 2012 Judged: 1 wilderide wrote: <quoted text> Harold Camping, is that you? Kinda sounds like him.
Ia havent forgotten Lamoni, IA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #581 May 25, 2012 redneck wrote: God knew some of us would wear glasses so thats why the ears are where they are. Proof of god. Hi, Voltaire. I always enjoy your funny comments!
Ia havent forgotten Lamoni, IA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #582 May 25, 2012 -Skeptic- wrote: <quoted text> Yeah, you judgemental pricks need to correct your f*cking book of fail instead of standing by it and quoting its inane disrespectful garbage. since I have been called a theist by Skeptic, and everyone else knows that is not true, I feel it necessary at times to show what sort of nasty person Skeptic is by calling attention to the type of comments he posts. He is not typical of most atheists on topix. Even the ones who are a bit strong (for my taste) on a few little words do not seem to be full of such emotionalism, but are more intelligent in all the rest of their comments. I now wonder whether you - skeptic - were one of those whom I call victims of child abuse. Perhaps you were indoctrinated in a cruel way as a child, and are just striking out at anyone who seems to disagree with you in the slightest.
Jaredb8 Since: Mar 12 1,094 Milwaukee	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #583 May 25, 2012 Ia havent forgotten wrote: <quoted text>wonderful funny prompt reply to the caps guy! Everytime I see someone typing in all caps I just want to reply. STOP YELLING. Lol
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