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Sex-Deprived Male Fruit Flies Turn to Alcohol: Study

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Mar 17, 2012
 
hahahahaha!

This is just perfect, especially for today!

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Tourex wrote:
For human males there's always the "blow up doll".
That's no blow up doll madam; that's my wife. hehe.

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Tourex wrote:
For human males there's always the "blow up doll".
Or for Rednecks a blow-up sheep!

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Does this explain the whole gay male thing for opera?
I thought it was 'Ballet', you know, men in tights!
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off the trail wrote:
Is this proof you can draw more flies with _____ than you can with alcohol?
How sweet it is.
Ok, reporting myself.
The next time your spying on your neighbors wife suntanning naked,take a closer look,those are not pubic hairs,,,,,lol
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that explains sallyHo's posts right there...LOLOLOL

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Mar 17, 2012
 
justaguess wrote:
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Hence the name barfly...
HEY!
Watch it bud!
errr .... which way did you say the bar was?

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reza june wrote:
<quoted text>Or for Rednecks a blow-up sheep!
at least the sheep never has a headache
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reza june wrote:
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I thought it was 'Ballet', you know, men in tights!
That hardly represents a re channeling to something else as a result of sex deprivation. Ballet's in the same "ball park." And there's skimpy clad ballerinas, too.

Opera would be the sublimation. And probably alcohol for gay men, as with str8 men (and flies.) No shortage of wetbrains.

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I drank a lot when i was young.

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Hunglo wrote:
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at least the sheep never has a headache
True, but they do complain of hemorrhoid titillation.

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Mar 18, 2012
 
This is so like our locals!!!
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black flys?
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How do they make bottles that small?
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#35
Mar 18, 2012
 
So now we know why they call it spanish fly.
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Mar 18, 2012
 
unzip my fly.

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Just the comments and title of the thread made me lol!!

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my neighbor's mother-in-law makes $67/hour on the internet. She has been laid off for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $8522 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site...http://gohsub.notlong.c om
How come the amount earned changes from spammer to spammer?

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How come the amount earned changes from spammer to spammer?
Different mother-in-law,,???lol

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Mar 18, 2012
 
dragoon70056 wrote:
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How come the amount earned changes from spammer to spammer?
It all depends on whether it comes from Egypt or Nigeria!

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