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Jumper Henderson, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 3 1 "I sure got a hankrin' for some good pan-fried cat fish."
Crazy Jae “Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy” Level 9 Since: Apr 12 39,896 Here, There, and Everywhere,..	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 What blood type are you...?
Jumper Henderson, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 "I'll take my steak medium rare."
justaguess “New & Improved..” Level 8 Since: Oct 07 13,503 Formerly From Kenya	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 3 2 2 I would have gotten the job if it weren't for all my type o's
_Zoey_ “Don't run with scissors... ” Level 6 Since: May 09 16,095 unless you're a tardy barber.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 2 2 1 I'm a little pale, I need some sun.
liam cul8r “I'll just kick me down a wall,” Level 6 Since: Dec 11 3,632 And walk outa here!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 2 1 1 I hate it when you have your period!
Bar Fly_ok “You think it's funny, ” Level 5 Since: May 10 1,366 Well you're drowning in it too	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Aug 3, 2012 Things Dracula would never say?..... Anything in the Twilight movie .... and they don't sparkle.
Nobody Van Nuys, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 4 3 3 But Its Not Kosher

Nobody Van Nuys, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 4 3 3 Crucifixes don't work on me, Im not Catholic, mashugana
Ohio Cowgirl “A wink and a smile!!” Level 8 Since: Apr 10 32,279 USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Lets go hang at the beach and throw back some long necks...I need to work on my tan...
Martina12 “Hi everybody!” Level 5 Since: Jan 12 711 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 2 2 2 Put some extra garlic into it.
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 6 Since: Dec 10 4,475 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 No blood pudding for me. I'm a stake and potatoes guy.
Jumper Henderson, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 '"Good morning sunshine"'
Princess Hey “Sexy P.H. & Jersey Boy” Level 9 Since: Mar 12 30,899 For Your Blessings On Me	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 How about a Little kiss???
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 6 Since: Dec 10 4,475 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Hello? Red Cross? How do I go about donating blood?
Princess Hey “Sexy P.H. & Jersey Boy” Level 9 Since: Mar 12 30,899 For Your Blessings On Me	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 Hey mama what blood type am I???
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,352 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 4 4 4 I'll Pass on that RED Bull, Fangs anyway.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,615 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 "I'll have the 'BRAISED NECK OF LAMB', please .. I like something I can sink my teeth into."
Ohio Cowgirl “A wink and a smile!!” Level 8 Since: Apr 10 32,279 USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Pepsi Please...
Ohio Cowgirl “A wink and a smile!!” Level 8 Since: Apr 10 32,279 USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 1 I need to go to the dentist and have these fangs filed down...
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Jumper Henderson, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 3 1 "I sure got a hankrin' for some good pan-fried cat fish."
Crazy Jae “Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy” Level 9 Since: Apr 12 39,896 Here, There, and Everywhere,..	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 What blood type are you...?
Jumper Henderson, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 "I'll take my steak medium rare."
justaguess “New & Improved..” Level 8 Since: Oct 07 13,503 Formerly From Kenya	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 3 2 2 I would have gotten the job if it weren't for all my type o's
_Zoey_ “Don't run with scissors... ” Level 6 Since: May 09 16,095 unless you're a tardy barber.	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 2 2 1 I'm a little pale, I need some sun.
liam cul8r “I'll just kick me down a wall,” Level 6 Since: Dec 11 3,632 And walk outa here!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 2 1 1 I hate it when you have your period!
Bar Fly_ok “You think it's funny, ” Level 5 Since: May 10 1,366 Well you're drowning in it too	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Aug 3, 2012 Things Dracula would never say?..... Anything in the Twilight movie .... and they don't sparkle.
Nobody Van Nuys, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 4 3 3 But Its Not Kosher

Nobody Van Nuys, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 4 3 3 Crucifixes don't work on me, Im not Catholic, mashugana
Ohio Cowgirl “A wink and a smile!!” Level 8 Since: Apr 10 32,279 USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Lets go hang at the beach and throw back some long necks...I need to work on my tan...
Martina12 “Hi everybody!” Level 5 Since: Jan 12 711 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 2 2 2 Put some extra garlic into it.
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 6 Since: Dec 10 4,475 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 No blood pudding for me. I'm a stake and potatoes guy.
Jumper Henderson, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 '"Good morning sunshine"'
Princess Hey “Sexy P.H. & Jersey Boy” Level 9 Since: Mar 12 30,899 For Your Blessings On Me	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 How about a Little kiss???
greymouser “Right click Left click Yay!” Level 6 Since: Dec 10 4,475 Nehwon	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Hello? Red Cross? How do I go about donating blood?
Princess Hey “Sexy P.H. & Jersey Boy” Level 9 Since: Mar 12 30,899 For Your Blessings On Me	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Aug 3, 2012 Judged: 1 Hey mama what blood type am I???
Vee “Man Of Every Hour” Since: Dec 06 37,352 Suffolk County Long island	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 4 4 4 I'll Pass on that RED Bull, Fangs anyway.
Grace Nerissa “May time” Level 8 Since: Dec 06 35,615 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 "I'll have the 'BRAISED NECK OF LAMB', please .. I like something I can sink my teeth into."
Ohio Cowgirl “A wink and a smile!!” Level 8 Since: Apr 10 32,279 USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Pepsi Please...
Ohio Cowgirl “A wink and a smile!!” Level 8 Since: Apr 10 32,279 USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Aug 4, 2012 Judged: 1 I need to go to the dentist and have these fangs filed down...
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