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“USS Bainbridge CGN-25”

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May 28, 2012
 
I can't wait to get back to work and tell all my buddies about you.

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May 28, 2012
 
"have you seen me and your mom on YouTube yet?"

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#1656
May 30, 2012
 
Now I kinda know what Jonah felt like.

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"wow. That's REALLY small."
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Did you clean up your bed bugs yet?
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May 30, 2012
 
"What's your name?"

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sad but your no wiser wrote:
don't worry sad but wiser, i don't mind fat chicks with cottage cheese thighs...it's only for one night anyways you (s)kank...yes, 10 dollars is a dollar more than you make an hour so can i have my change back?
Lol...you've never seen me... How would YOU know what I look like?

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Suez wrote:
Did you clean up your bed bugs yet?
Did you?

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sad but your no wiser wrote:
<quoted text>no honey it's not really that small. but then again I didn't think I would ever find anyone like you with a hole the size of the grand canyon.

((((hello in there)))(((echo echo)))
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sad but your no wiser wrote:
don't worry sad but wiser, i don't mind fat chicks with cottage cheese thighs...it's only for one night anyways you (s)kank...yes, 10 dollars is a dollar more than you make an hour so can i have my change back?
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#1667
May 30, 2012
 
kind of interesting that someone would report someone else for abuse because of what was said on a thread about "things not to say."

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May 30, 2012
 
Is that it

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May 30, 2012
 
sad but your no wiser wrote:
<quoted text>no honey it's not really that small. but then again I didn't think I would ever find anyone like you with a hole the size of the grand canyon.

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LOL...no kiddos for me sweetpea...

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May 30, 2012
 
Wow... I woke up for this?

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pull my nighty down when you are done.....

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Jun 1, 2012
 
Who knew visiting the nursing home would be so much fun. Oh, and leave your dentures out...

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Jun 1, 2012
 
Change my diaper while you are at it...

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brace yourself Sheila .....
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Jun 1, 2012
 
honeymylove wrote:
Change my diaper while you are at it...
Lmao! Hey there! Good too see u postings!
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#1676
Jun 1, 2012
 
honeymylove wrote:
Change my diaper while you are at it...
Wait a minuet --let me plug this thing back in...

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