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Things Not To Say In Bed

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“CANDY IS DANDY”

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BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER

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Mar 22, 2012
 

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WoW,,,that thang has had a hard Life, huh?

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#1305
Mar 22, 2012
 
Laura Beffy wrote:
LMAO..I know someone like that..

How are you suppose to take care of me with that?

“Kool-Aid”

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#1306
Mar 22, 2012
 
Thats some major swelling,you would have to stand up in the shower to pee,you'd pee all over the place taking a dump

“As Always”

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Taking It To The Limit~

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Mar 22, 2012
 

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"never say NO"
In Bed

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So, what do you think about the economy?

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"You forgot the trash.GO!!!!!!!"

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Please.......kick me to the curb!!

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Mar 22, 2012
 

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jumpinjack wrote:
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oh, I just threw up a little.... thanks
welcome baby........ lol

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#1312
Mar 22, 2012
 
My mom showed me how to do that.

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Funkytown

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#1313
Mar 22, 2012
 
You taste like my sister

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Auburn, NY

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#1314
Mar 22, 2012
 
Your mom wouldn't let me stick it there
cally man

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#1315
Mar 22, 2012
 
jumpinjack wrote:
Hey, is that your husband pulling in the driveway??.... in the police car....???
Uh ohhh!!!lmao!

“So, what's the speed of dark??”

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#1316
Mar 23, 2012
 
cally man wrote:
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Uh ohhh!!!lmao!
Yea... "oh...and he brought a bunch of his friends, and one has a big doggie"

“So, what's the speed of dark??”

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Mar 23, 2012
 

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stacked and proud wrote:
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welcome baby........ lol
It's why I lust ya.... haha

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#1318
Mar 23, 2012
 
It won't take long.
Harley Homey

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#1319
Mar 23, 2012
 
I am incontinent.

“It's A New Dawn”

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Rockin' USA

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#1320
Mar 23, 2012
 
Got a new Workin' at Home Job...wanna taste-test my new edible panties?

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Hampton, VA

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#1321
Mar 23, 2012
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
Got a new Workin' at Home Job...wanna taste-test my new edible panties?
Wait, that is somthing I would love to hear in bed!!!! lol

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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#1322
Mar 23, 2012
 
stacked and proud wrote:
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i'd be insulted if you didn't.....:)
ooohhhh yyaahhhhh!

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#1323
Mar 23, 2012
 
I itch down there.

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