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Spartan 2 “CANDY IS DANDY” Level 8 Since: Oct 10 6,618 BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1304 Mar 22, 2012 Judged: 1 WoW,,,that thang has had a hard Life, huh?
honeymylove Level 9 Since: Jul 11 28,508 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1305 Mar 22, 2012 Laura Beffy wrote: What the hell is that ? http://exploreplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/u... LMAO..I know someone like that.. How are you suppose to take care of me with that?
SitHappened “Kool-Aid” Level 8 Since: Dec 11 3,749 Jonestown S.Africa	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1306 Mar 22, 2012 Thats some major swelling,you would have to stand up in the shower to pee,you'd pee all over the place taking a dump
Lifelover “As Always” Level 8 Since: Sep 08 45,815 Taking It To The Limit~	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1307 Mar 22, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 "never say NO"
In Bed Middle Island, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1308 Mar 22, 2012 Judged: 1 1 So, what do you think about the economy?
Lifelover “As Always” Level 8 Since: Sep 08 45,815 Taking It To The Limit~	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1309 Mar 22, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 "You forgot the trash.GO!!!!!!!"
Lifelover “As Always” Level 8 Since: Sep 08 45,815 Taking It To The Limit~	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1310 Mar 22, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 Please.......kick me to the curb!!
stacked and proud Level 7 Since: Jun 08 33,276 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1311 Mar 22, 2012 Judged: 1 1 jumpinjack wrote: <quoted text> oh, I just threw up a little.... thanks welcome baby........ lol

markymarkinc Level 4 Since: Nov 11 320 Auburn, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1312 Mar 22, 2012 My mom showed me how to do that.
Punky Parris “go big or go home” Since: Mar 12 517 Funkytown	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1313 Mar 22, 2012 1 You taste like my sister
markymarkinc Level 4 Since: Nov 11 320 Auburn, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1314 Mar 22, 2012 Your mom wouldn't let me stick it there
cally man Murray, KY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1315 Mar 22, 2012 jumpinjack wrote: Hey, is that your husband pulling in the driveway??.... in the police car....??? Uh ohhh!!!lmao!
jumpinjack “So, what's the speed of dark??” Level 4 Since: Mar 08 3,134 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1316 Mar 23, 2012 cally man wrote: <quoted text> Uh ohhh!!!lmao! Yea... "oh...and he brought a bunch of his friends, and one has a big doggie"
jumpinjack “So, what's the speed of dark??” Level 4 Since: Mar 08 3,134 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1317 Mar 23, 2012 Judged: 1 1 stacked and proud wrote: <quoted text> welcome baby........ lol It's why I lust ya.... haha
honeymylove Level 9 Since: Jul 11 28,508 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1318 Mar 23, 2012 It won't take long.
Harley Homey Middle Island, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1319 Mar 23, 2012 I am incontinent.
Colorado Chick “It's A New Dawn” Level 8 Since: Mar 11 28,385 Rockin' USA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1320 Mar 23, 2012 Got a new Workin' at Home Job...wanna taste-test my new edible panties?
Steev Since: Oct 11 2,169 Hampton, VA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1321 Mar 23, 2012 Colorado Chick wrote: Got a new Workin' at Home Job...wanna taste-test my new edible panties? Wait, that is somthing I would love to hear in bed!!!! lol
liam cul8r “I'll just kick me down a wall,” Level 6 Since: Dec 11 3,605 And walk outa here!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1322 Mar 23, 2012 stacked and proud wrote: <quoted text> i'd be insulted if you didn't.....:) ooohhhh yyaahhhhh!
markymarkinc Level 4 Since: Nov 11 320 Auburn, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1323 Mar 23, 2012 I itch down there.
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