Things Not To Say In Bed

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Rentman1 “South Louisiana” Level 8 Since: Mar 11 11,461 very small	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #770 Feb 14, 2012 And where would that be lol. honeymylove wrote: <quoted text>That wet spot might be somewhere else beside the bed.lol
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #771 Feb 14, 2012 Rentman1 wrote: And where would that be lol.<quoted text> Oh you know.lol
DC tells it like it is “My Bad! Just hold me. ” Level 7 Since: Aug 07 14,783 Orion's Belt	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #772 Feb 14, 2012 Wabbit wrote: <quoted text>Sorry about being late but the good news is you dont have to stand on your head, I`ll do it this time and the next DC I like it like that,anything for you babe!! You're so good to me. Okay...we will do it! You on your head and me hanging by my ankles from the ceiling. Should be fun. I like the way you think.....
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #773 Feb 14, 2012 You're too old to do this anymore.lol
GET A CLUE Smyrna, GA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #774 Feb 14, 2012 Your ex.
IamLocutus Level 2 Since: Sep 11 333 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #775 Feb 14, 2012 Judged: 1 "I'll pour BBQ sauce all over you... and work you like a rib!"
Naughtyrobot Level 6 Since: Jan 11 2,995 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #776 Feb 14, 2012 I was hoping we could re-enact 8mm, the really great Nicholas Cage movie.
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #777 Feb 14, 2012 Do you need help?

Wabbit “Hopping around Topix” Since: Nov 08 30,789 Hell	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #778 Feb 14, 2012 DC tells it like it is wrote: <quoted text> You're so good to me. Okay...we will do it! You on your head and me hanging by my ankles from the ceiling. Should be fun. I like the way you think..... Now that was fun, Was that as good for you as it was me DC ? haha!!
guru22 Southfield, MI	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #779 Feb 14, 2012 Whats your name again?
Rentman1 “South Louisiana” Level 8 Since: Mar 11 11,461 very small	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #780 Feb 14, 2012 No thanks it was a lite load i did it by hand lol. honeymylove wrote: Do you need help?
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #781 Feb 14, 2012 Maybe need backup since you can't do the job yourself.lol
Rentman1 “South Louisiana” Level 8 Since: Mar 11 11,461 very small	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #782 Feb 14, 2012 No i got it covered lmao honeymylove wrote: Maybe need backup since you can't do the job yourself.lol
Naughtyrobot Level 6 Since: Jan 11 2,995 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #783 Feb 14, 2012 "Ben Dover? Nice to meet you, Ben!"
DC tells it like it is “My Bad! Just hold me. ” Level 7 Since: Aug 07 14,783 Orion's Belt	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #784 Feb 14, 2012 1 Wabbit wrote: <quoted text>Now that was fun, Was that as good for you as it was me DC ? haha!! Ooooohhhhh yes! That '79' stuff we played was fun, glad we thought it up. Rope burns go away in about a week. Happy VD, honey. Oh yeah, I thought to mention after such an wild and crazy night. That VD does not stand for Valentines Day. It stands for a day at the clinic. See you there, and don't be late.
Wabbit “Hopping around Topix” Since: Nov 08 30,789 Hell	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #785 Feb 14, 2012 Judged: 1 1 1 1 DC tells it like it is wrote: <quoted text> Ooooohhhhh yes! That '79' stuff we played was fun, glad we thought it up. Rope burns go away in about a week. Happy VD, honey. Oh yeah, I thought to mention after such an wild and crazy night. That VD does not stand for Valentines Day. It stands for a day at the clinic. See you there, and don't be late. That`s ok honey i`ll see you at the clinic and we can get our shots together and it was really worth it too,yahooooo!!
liam cul8r Level 4 Since: Dec 11 413 fredericktown	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #786 Feb 15, 2012 stacked and proud wrote: <quoted text> *sniff*...... um.......... yeah... it........ doe..........s.......... ah, now lets get this guitar out of the way...there we go!
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #787 Feb 15, 2012 He says,I don't like raincoats. She says,But that's the only way you getting any.
Naughtyrobot Level 6 Since: Jan 11 2,995 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #788 Feb 15, 2012 I'm done performing your abortion, let's have sex now.
WOW El Paso, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #789 Feb 15, 2012 Is that a jellyfish between your legs or are you happy to see me???
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