Things Not To Say In Bed

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Chunky Punky “Chasing Chunky's Chicks” Level 6 Since: Jun 11 10,002 Jackson Hole	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 4 1 SHHHH! My mother is a light sleeper.
Simply_Red “Flights of Fancy...” Since: Nov 07 27,111 "take you high & set you free"	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 1 1 1 What's that horrid smell?! Did you fart??
ROTFL “I laugh at trolls, because” Level 6 Since: Apr 10 1,150 they are the laughing stock!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 3 1 1 Darn it, I forgot to wear my night time Depends again... :P
Simply_Red “Flights of Fancy...” Since: Nov 07 27,111 "take you high & set you free"	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 3 Alright, whose cold nose is that?
Chunky Punky “Chasing Chunky's Chicks” Level 6 Since: Jun 11 10,002 Jackson Hole	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 1 1 You're too heavy to be on top ...
Simply_Red “Flights of Fancy...” Since: Nov 07 27,111 "take you high & set you free"	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 2 What vibration?? I don't feel nothing!
Beautiful Black Molly “As I said before ...” Level 6 Since: Jun 11 3,651 .... I never repeat myself	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 2 1 Is it in yet?
Call Me Cowboy “The Stars in the Sky” Since: Oct 11 509 "The Last Cattle Drive"	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Oct 15, 2011 Is that in you or is it between you and the mattress?

GMGMIKE “...warm weather and ...” Since: Aug 08 41,043 ... i'll be naked...	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 2 1 1 1 tonight you get the wet spot...
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Oct 15, 2011 Keep your hands to yourself.
Call Me Cowboy “The Stars in the Sky” Since: Oct 11 509 "The Last Cattle Drive"	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Oct 15, 2011 It's between you and the mattress? Then put it in you!
Simply_Red “Flights of Fancy...” Since: Nov 07 27,111 "take you high & set you free"	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 Where'd these batteries come from??
Geno United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 1 1 Shhhh! You'll wake up grandma! She doesn't like for me to hang around with girls! She doesn't want me to lose my virginity until I'm at least 70.
Chunky Punky “Chasing Chunky's Chicks” Level 6 Since: Jun 11 10,002 Jackson Hole	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #14 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 1 I wish you were a real woman.
Geno United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 2 1 1 honeymylove wrote: Keep your hands to yourself. That wasn't my hand. Say hi to flippy the gerbil.
Beautiful Black Molly “As I said before ...” Level 6 Since: Jun 11 3,651 .... I never repeat myself	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 My x use to do it this way ....
honeymylove Since: Jul 11 15,579 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 Why don't you grow up and be a man.
Geno United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 1 1 1 Chunky Punky wrote: I wish you were a real woman. I say that to my blow up doll every day.
Geno United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Oct 15, 2011 honeymylove wrote: Why don't you grow up and be a man. I hear that a lot too.
Sams Mom United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Oct 15, 2011 Judged: 2 2 2 "Son, is it in yet?"
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