Bears eat monkey in front of zoo visitors

Mark from Idaho wrote:

Maybe the monkey was illegally immigrating to the bear enclosure, and the bears decided that it was time to get serious about border security.

Mark from Idaho wrote:

Maybe the monkey was illegally immigrating to the bear enclosure, and the bears decided that it was time to get serious about border security.

One legged woman wrote:

It could have been worse. They could have spanked the monkey.

francis keymore florida wrote:

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the monkey is still around...the monkey who died was an imitation.not the real one...

Chef Redbeard wrote:

stunt monkey

Master Sun wrote:

For life is quite absurd, And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin, Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow! So always look on the bright side of death! Just before you draw your terminal breath.

border patrol wrote:

<quoted text> you mean just like your pres. bush is doing ? monkey see monkey do ?

Mark from Idaho wrote:

<quoted text>Actually, the monkey was not imitating Bush. Bush was imitating the monkey!! He happened to be visiting the Dutch Zoo that day. He saw what happened and was inspired to build his political strategy around the bears actions.
He also spoke with the bears and asked them to adopt a "guest monkey" policy.

MRS wrote:

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Guess the bears said no. By the way, there's a "no bear policy" in parts of NJ. The bears don't give a damn about that either. They're running a muck. LOL