Bears eat monkey in front of zoo visitors

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Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday.

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Knock Knock Los Angeles, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 May 15, 2006 The main question I have on this that wasn't answered in the story was, how did the monkey get in there?? If it was a case of the monkey getting away from it's "handlers", than that's what it gets for "monkeying around"!!!
Knock Knock Los Angeles, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 May 15, 2006 I wonder if maybe the bears had a TV in their "Den" and saw that show where Monkey Brain in Taiwan was a delicacy!!! Maybe they were haveing their own "taste test"!!!
MRS Trenton, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 May 15, 2006 Who's there?
Mark from Idaho Saint Paul, MN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 May 15, 2006 Maybe the monkey was illegally immigrating to the bear enclosure, and the bears decided that it was time to get serious about border security.
border patrol Piestany, Slovakia	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 May 16, 2006 Mark from Idaho wrote: Maybe the monkey was illegally immigrating to the bear enclosure, and the bears decided that it was time to get serious about border security. you mean just like your pres. bush is doing ? monkey see monkey do ?
john Salem, OR	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 May 16, 2006 Thats one way to stop the chatter......
cattleyas Butler, AL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #9 May 16, 2006 sometimes you eat the bear,sometimes the bear eats you
spf06 Syracuse, NY	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 May 16, 2006 i don't wanna sound mean or anything, but thats pretty funny

Lost Germany	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 May 16, 2006 Monkeys, can't live with them, tastes good fried mmmm...monkey
Chef Redbeard Acton, MA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 May 16, 2006 stunt monkey
john Yakima, WA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 May 16, 2006 Too Bad that it wasn't the Smirking Chimp rather than the poor ole Monkey that was eaten....
Debbysnack “Sleep? Who needs it anyway?” Since: Apr 06 7,679 San Clemente, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 May 16, 2006 That monkey survived running into the electrical fence only to be ripped from a perch by a bear. He thought it was his lucky day for about a minute. Too bad he didn't have a monkey wrench to whack the bear with.
MRS Swedesboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 May 16, 2006 Mark from Idaho wrote: Maybe the monkey was illegally immigrating to the bear enclosure, and the bears decided that it was time to get serious about border security. Oh yeah!!! LOL
MRS Swedesboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #22 May 16, 2006 One legged woman wrote: It could have been worse. They could have spanked the monkey. Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Chuckle, chuckle, Haaaaaaaaaa!!:0)
MRS Swedesboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #23 May 16, 2006 francis keymore florida wrote: <quoted text> the monkey is still around...the monkey who died was an imitation.not the real one... Still cracking up...
MRS Swedesboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #24 May 16, 2006 Chef Redbeard wrote: stunt monkey Love It... LOL LOL
MRS Swedesboro, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #25 May 16, 2006 Master Sun wrote: For life is quite absurd, And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow! Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin, Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow! So always look on the bright side of death! Just before you draw your terminal breath. Heavy!!
Mark from Idaho Saint Paul, MN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #26 May 16, 2006 border patrol wrote: <quoted text> you mean just like your pres. bush is doing ? monkey see monkey do ? Actually, the monkey was not imitating Bush. Bush was imitating the monkey!! He happened to be visiting the Dutch Zoo that day. He saw what happened and was inspired to build his political strategy around the bears actions. He also spoke with the bears and asked them to adopt a "guest monkey" policy.
MRS Medford, NJ	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #27 May 16, 2006 Mark from Idaho wrote: <quoted text>Actually, the monkey was not imitating Bush. Bush was imitating the monkey!! He happened to be visiting the Dutch Zoo that day. He saw what happened and was inspired to build his political strategy around the bears actions. He also spoke with the bears and asked them to adopt a "guest monkey" policy. Guess the bears said no. By the way, there's a "no bear policy" in parts of NJ. The bears don't give a damn about that either. They're running a muck. LOL
Mark from Idaho Saint Paul, MN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #28 May 16, 2006 MRS wrote: <quoted text> Guess the bears said no. By the way, there's a "no bear policy" in parts of NJ. The bears don't give a damn about that either. They're running a muck. LOL Well, it is a good thing that New Jersy does not have a "no monkey policy". They would have to deport half of the registered voters!(present company excluded, of course}
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