Things you don't know about me..._____________

Crazy Uncle wrote:

<quoted text>That's just an optical illusion caused by the size of something else.

"Kong" is 13 inches of girl happyness and my testicles are the size of grapefruits!!

MEAN EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>"Kong" is 13 inches of girl happyness and my testicles are the size of grapefruits!!

Are you sure you aren't confusing grapefruits with Grapes?

far tooooo much information!!!!

MEAN EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>"Kong" is 13 inches of girl happyness and my testicles are the size of grapefruits!!

I have one of those magnifying mirrors sitting on the back of my commode, too.

stacked and proud wrote:

far tooooo much information!!!!

Misinformation, you mean.

MEAN EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>"Kong" is 13 inches of girl happyness and my testicles are the size of grapefruits!!

Yeah, and I own a bridge in Brooklyn that's for sale, if anyone's interested.

Crazy Uncle wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah, and I own a bridge in Brooklyn that's for sale, if anyone's interested.

Hey I got some swamp land in Arizona thats going pretty cheap if you get a buyer for that bridge send em' on over...

Wildbluerose wrote:

<quoted text>
Hey I got some swamp land in Arizona thats going pretty cheap if you get a buyer for that bridge send em' on over...

Will do.

MEAN EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>"Kong" is 13 inches of girl happyness and my testicles are the size of grapefruits!!

I've found your picture. www.thehumanmarvels.com Go to bottom of page. Click on Juan Baptista dos Santos.

Crazy Uncle wrote:

<quoted text>I've found your picture. www.thehumanmarvels.com Go to bottom of page. Click on Juan Baptista dos Santos.

I checked it out and it is not at all like mine. Mine is the perfect specimine. I do have to be careful though with these "HUGE" balls of mine. Many a woman went home with black and blue bruises on them from them slapping up against their @$$ or chin.

what cracks me up is he named it, measured it, and held grapefruits next to it LOL