Answer a Stupid Question Then Ask a Stupid Question

Please answer the last posters stupid question and ask a stupid question afterwards. Questions must be as stupid as the answers you gave to the previous posters stupid question. Sometimes posters will answer the same stupid question which is stupid. Don't be stupid, stupid and answer the last stupid question you read. If you can't read, you are in the right forum.

ANSWER: What a stupid forum

QUESTION: Why do people even bother to read these stupid forums?

ANSWER: Cause their batteries died.

QUESTION: If people make milk, and cows make milk, why can't ants?

Because that would be as difficult as pulling a sliver out of an ant's ass with a boxing glove?

Question: Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Ants make hills!!!!
Mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandl ittlelambseativy. Akid'lleativytoo. Wouldn't you?

keep it goin wrote:

ANSWER: Cause their batteries died.
QUESTION: If people make milk, and cows make milk, why can't ants?

Answer-Cause ants don't have boobs....... Question-If you call a bicycle company,do they refer you to a spokesman?

Billy R wrote:

<quoted text> Answer-Cause ants don't have boobs....... Question-If you call a bicycle company,do they refer you to a spokesman?

Depends on how "tired" he is.

Question: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Answer: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
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Answer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Question: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
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Answer: A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"
Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!
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Answer: Yassir Arafat
Question: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?

Dr_Dirty wrote:

<quoted text>
Depends on how "tired" he is.
Question: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Answer--Mr and Mrs Grant. Question-Why DO they call it dope?

Billy R wrote:

<quoted text> Answer-Cause ants don't have boobs....... Question-If you call a bicycle company,do they refer you to a spokesman?

Answer..i get put through to a woman about a menstrual cycle..
Question..If a funeral pocession is at night do you drive with the lights off?

Krypteia wrote:

<quoted text>Answer..i get put through to a woman about a menstrual cycle..
Question..If a funeral pocession is at night do you drive with the lights off?

Yes and the corpse always looks better.

Question: How do you like your tombstone?

Mrs Rabid wrote:

<quoted text> Answer--Mr and Mrs Grant. Question-Why DO they call it dope?

Because they can.

Question: Are you high?

rebecca in conyers wrote:

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Because they can.
Question: Are you high?

Answer-I'm looking down on eagles.......Question-Why is everything outdoors regulated by the department of the interior?

Mrs Rabid wrote:

<quoted text> Answer-I'm looking down on eagles.......Question-Why is everything outdoors regulated by the department of the interior?

See the answer in post #12

Question: Why do they call it semi-boneless ham?

Dr_Dirty wrote:

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See the answer in post #12
Question: Why do they call it semi-boneless ham?

Because they couldnt spell bologna.

question Does this game ever end?

cool breeze wrote:

<quoted text>Because they couldnt spell bologna.
question Does this game ever end?

hahahaha!

Answer: Only when Topix gets bought out by Google.

Question: Who's yer daddy?? Huh?? WHO'S YER DADDY????

ANSWER...My daddy is NOT a who. Only Horton hears a Who. QUESTION. We have a quarter moon here, what kind of moon do you have there?

Vee wrote:

ANSWER...My daddy is NOT a who. Only Horton hears a Who. QUESTION. We have a quarter moon here, what kind of moon do you have there?

ANSWER: A dime moon, inflation, you know..
Question: Why are some people so mean?

Vee wrote:

ANSWER...My daddy is NOT a who. Only Horton hears a Who. QUESTION. We have a quarter moon here, what kind of moon do you have there?

We got a dollar moon.

Q---If inept is a word, shouldnt ept be a word???

cool breeze wrote:

<quoted text>We got a dollar moon.
Q---If inept is a word, shouldnt ept be a word???

No, because the opposite of Inept is outept. If the difference in the words good and food is only one letter, why cant we pronounce the word good, like food?