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“I walk among you but” Level 8
Since: Feb 12
I am not one of you |
Kevin,I agree, they do need fixed, I have seen a lot of nasty things that do get past them. I have blushed more than one 1 time. not yous, but a lot of others. |
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Level 7
Since: Jan 12
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1 Amazon: Good morning. Amazon.com may I help you? Me: Do you realize your Seattle number is listed nowhere on your website?! Wait! don't answer that. I want to go straight to a supervisor. Amazon: I apologize for that ma'm. May I help you? Me:I want you to transfer me to a supervisor. Right now. Amazon: I'm sorry ma'm. There is no supervisor availa... Me: NO! I don't want to hear that. I've e-mailed you a dozen times; I've been through the idiots on your 800 number and you people stole money from my credit card and refuse to send me my product and I want a supervisor right now. Amazon: I'm sorry ma'm. May I... Me: STOP telling me you're sorry damnit! Give me your supervisor. Do NOT put me on hold or... (((silence))) 5 minutes later Amazon: This is Jose. How can I help you? Me: What? I can't hear you. Amazon: This is Jose. How can I help you? Me: Are you a supervisor? Amazon: Yes. How can I help you? Me: I placed an order and you people will not deliver it and you've taken money from my credit card and if you don't do something about it right now I'm going to have to cancel my credit card and report you all as thieves, and... Amazon: I'm sorry ma'm. Me: STOP TELLING ME YOU'RE SORRY DO NOT SAY YOU'RE SORRY AGAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT NOT NOT SORRRRYYY!!! Amazon: I'm sorry ma'm, but you'll have to wait 7 to 10 days so we can investigate... Me: I can't hear you would you please put your mouth up the the phone. Put your MOUTH up to the mouth piece of your phone or whatever you're using becuase I cannot hear you!! Amazon: I'm sorry ma'm. Me: Supervisor!! Your supervisor right now! Now! Now now now now!! (((silence))) My phone goes dead. |
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Level 5
Since: Jul 10
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1 Jackbooted? Why do you tend to abscond with the words of better men? So you know, this and Alan are the only two accounts I've used since this started ;) Yep, I'm in your head and I'm not paying any rent. |
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Level 5
Since: Jul 10
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1 He shares your intellect. He's a knite. |
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Level 5
Since: Jul 10
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I asked my XM customer service representative, who was named Bob but I suspect it was really Abdul, for a supervisor after asking him to repeat what he said as I couldn't understand him thru his thick accent, Ann's he said if I continued with my rude behavior he'd end the call. I said "sir, I'm being polite. I just want your supervisor". *click* This happened twice. The third time, I said HEY MOTHERFCUKER!!! CANCEL MY MOTHERFCUKING SERVICE AND REFUND MY PAYMENT NOW!!!! Thank you sir, one moment please. ... ... ... Okay sir, it's cancelled and your refund will be back in your account in 5 business days. Anyone want to buy an XM direct box for a Kenwood satellite ready stereo? Real cheap ;) |
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Level 5
Since: Jul 10
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Ann's = and Don't ask. I don't know either :) |
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“I could be Princess Sue's sock” Level 9
Since: Jun 10
Lady J's Lead Acolyte |
Dear Sir and/or Madam, Thank you for filing an Official Complaint with the Official Complaint Department. We see you have correctly completed all the relevant forms and used a number 2 pencil as requested. Unfortunately, Sir and/or Madam, you are in the wrong department. The department that deals with foods, although we are not sure spam IS a food, is located downtown. Take the #45 bus, at the 14th stop, transfer to the #96 uptown bus and at the 19th stop, transfer to tram #4. Get off at the 2nd stop, walk four blocks, turn left, to the second building on your right. The department you need is on the fifteenth floor. Miss Dazzle, the supervisor, will be more than happy to help you. The Official Complaint Department has already sent her a letter to let her know you will be arriving. Please allow six to eight weeks for the letter to reach the relevant department. Thank you for contacting the Official Complaint Department. The Management. |
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“I could be Princess Sue's sock” Level 9
Since: Jun 10
Lady J's Lead Acolyte |
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1 Dear Madam, Thank you for contacting the Official Complaint Department. We will need four to six months to investigate this serious complaint. In the meantime, Jose, our janitor will serenade you. http://www.youtube.com/watch... The Management |
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Level 7
Since: Jan 12
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1 Oh, I can imagine your fury. You're on the phone and you can't understand them and what's worse is when you KNOW they are not really listening to you. I just posted the gist of my conversation with Amazon. The actual call took nearly an hour, and they finally responded via e-mail. This guy didn't really have an accent; he just wouldn't speak clearly into his mouthpiece. It's gotten to the point where you really can't get anything done on the phone anymore. |
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Level 7
Since: Jan 12
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1 LMAO!! Actually, I liked Pavarotti. |
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Level 7
Since: Jan 12
Location hidden |
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2 Ms. Dazzle? LOL!! The spam part was good, too. |
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“Unchallenged” Level 6
Since: Nov 11
Uncommon |
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Level 5
Since: Jul 10
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1 Thank you for your participation. It was very...poignant. |
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“Unchallenged” Level 6
Since: Nov 11
Uncommon |
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2 Read much? |
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“Illegitimi non carborundum” Since: Apr 10
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Where's that complainer that was supposed to be here 4 trams ago!!!! *stamps paperwork REJECTED and goes to lunch* |
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“<3 Purrr”
Level 8
Since: Jun 10
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1 I know a couple of these. "Failure to comply with guidelines, and to return paperwork in a timely fashion" "Possibly suicidal, refer to county Mental Health social worker" |
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“I could be Princess Sue's sock” Level 9
Since: Jun 10
Lady J's Lead Acolyte |
The Official Complaint Department has approved a raise of $.004 per hour for you. Thank you for your continuing excellent work. |
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Level 2
Since: Nov 11
Ducktown |
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“Operation Duck Face”
Since: May 11
Quackers 4 You |
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“<3 Purrr”
Level 8
Since: Jun 10
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He's been trying to smother people. |
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